Fun Haiku

[Erin99]

Which you did not do
My tentaclely green friend
You should try harder.

 

[Pyan]

Disregard the rules?
Please, Leish, quote me the haiku
that I have c***'d up!

 

[HardScienceFan]

Pyan knows the Dutchman
bows to his greater knowledge
of things Japanese

 

[Pyan]

But I'm no expert!
For really in-depth knowledge
you should see Scalem!

 

[Erin99]

Disregard the rules?
Please, Leish, quote me the haiku
that I have c***'d up!

No, not haiku, Py
Post three hundred and twenty
Now see what I meant?

 

[HardScienceFan]

all of the above
the acolyte has absorbed with zeal
his life is enriched

 

[Pyan]

You want me to put
ev'rything that I post here
into Haiku form??

I'll try, in future
Explaining the rules, though, may
prove rather a stretch!

 

[Erin99]

Ben, I do believe
There are nine syllables
In your middle line.

As py said above
Your haiku should read like this:
Five seven five, okay?

 

[HardScienceFan]

the challenge thus posed
can be overcome by the mind
of the great Green One

 

[Erin99]

You want me to put
ev'rything that I post here
into Haiku form??

I'll try, in future
Explaining the rules, though, may
prove rather a stretch!

Now that is better
Pyan, my greatest green friend
Keeps the pedant happy!

 

[HardScienceFan]

i has been shown here
that counting to seven is
indeed very hard

 

[Pyan]

But when you read this
you'll find that we have strayed from
what the masters taught!

 

[Erin99]

Well I had fulfilled
The seasonal part before
Earlier today.

 

[HardScienceFan]

i've invented the duocentrometric polysyllabic iambic phonetic sonnet

it allows you to ramble indefinitely,without rhymewords

 

[Erin99]

Ben, you cheater, you
Can you not think of haiku?
Tut tut and CHoR. Bye!


Back soon!

 

[HoopyFrood]

Night knocks at window
And taps its watch brusquely
Almost time for sleep...

 

[HardScienceFan]

the message is clear
no uncertainty remains
to obscure one's mind

 

[Pyan]

Does nothing all day
then sleeps until late morning
Who'd be a student?......

By George, he's got it!
Five, seven, five is the rule
No more and no less!

 

[HoopyFrood]

Sleep late, does nothing
This student does that, of course
Nothing worth doing

She writes not, reads not,
cooks not, nor helps 'round the house,
and she will not work

 

[Erin99]

Does nothing all day
then sleeps until late morning
Who'd be a student?......

By George, he's got it!
Five, seven, five is the rule
No more and no less!

My goodness, dear Py
I do think you might be right
Ben has understood!


Wooohooo! Yay!