GO'AULD SONGBOOK

Great guys, i have yet to have time to pen, but...
I will.
As for songs, I know not quite what ya want, but I want Apophis singing' I will survive!'
 
Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Got your prim-ta? So, "Kree!"

Apophis singing "I Will Survive!" I Love it!

Well, sorry for my prolonged apparent absence! I have been checking in, and enjoying the "fun" here; but admittedly more as a lurker lately! Duty calls, as you all know! HOWEVER, I did "pen" a new filk yesterday - when they do come to me, they demand to be written here and now!! So, I'll share it with you, here:

I give you "Jaffa", to the tune of "All Star"
by Smash Mouth, and as sung by Jack......


Apophis once told me, the Goa'uld are gonna own us;
We ain't the sharpest tools in the shed.
He was lookin' kinda' dumb with his fingers and his thumb
Makin' that squiggly little mark on his forehead.

Well, his Jaffa start coming and they don't stop coming.
Head to the `Gate and ya hit the ground running.
Doesn't make sense just to live for him ....
You get all his toys, but your brain goes dim.
So many Goa'ulds, so hard to beat;
Have to hit `em while takin' the backstreets.
He never will run the whole show.
He never will make our eyes glow.

Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Got your prim-ta? So, "Kree!"
Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Think you can take down the SG-C?
All your life for the Goa'uld?
All the system lords who have ruled....

He's a cruel lord, and they say he gets crueler.
You're comfortable now, wait 'til he's your ruler.
Even the Tok'ra won't beg to differ,
Judging by the ships in the satellite pictures.
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin;
The waters gettin' warm so you might as well swim.
My world's on fire, how about yours?
Cuz that's the way he likes it and he never gets bored.

Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Got your prim-ta? So, "Kree!"
Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Think you can take down the SG-C?
All your life for the Goa'uld?
All the system lords....

Apophis once said he'd put a snake in my head,
If I don't get myself away from his face.
I know I'd love to get myself away from his face.
I said yep, what a concept; I'd like to kick his Goa'uld butt myself,
In fact I'd drop-kick him out into space!

Well, his Jaffa start coming and they don't stop coming.
Head to the `Gate and ya hit the ground running.
Doesn't make sense just to live for him;.
You get all his toys, but your brain goes dim.
So many Goa'ulds, so hard to beat,
Have to hit `em while takin' the backstreets.
He never will run the whole show.
He never will make our eyes glow.

Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Got your prim-ta? So, "Kree!"
Hey now, you're his Jaffa? Think you can take down the SG-C?
All your life for the Goa'uld?
All the system lords who have ruled.
 
Thanks, dkraft! Enjoyed it! Good rhyming and rhythm. Good sing!
 
welcome back Deb, damn fine filk.

Here's more titles

'Feel the Goa'uld in me' by Detroit Emeralds (or Forrest) (feel the need in me)
'Gimme gimme gimme (a host after midnight)' by Abba
'You have placed a Goa'uld in my heart' by The Eurythmics
'Slave to the false gods' by Grace Jones (slave to the rhythm)
and specially to Jacob from Selmak
'You took the Goa'uld right out of my my mouth' by Meatloaf

cheers
Mishkaz
 
This one is based on Everybody(Backstreet's Back) by The Backstreet Boys:

Everybody (Ra's Back) by Goa'uld Boys

Everybody, bury your Stargate,
Everybody, bury your Gate now,
Ra is back, alright.

Oh my god, he's back again,
Raised from the dead, he's still a pain,
God of the Sun, he'll show Apophis how,
To get SG-1 and kill them now. (yeah)

Is he horrible? (yeah)
Is he detestable? (yeah)
Is he unstoppable? (yeah)
Is he everything the Goa'uld need, better listen to him now.

Chorus
Everybody, (yeah) bury your Gate, (yeah)
Everybody, bury your Gate now,
Ra is back, alright.

Now throw your host up in the air,
Posses their mind like you just don't care,
If you want a false god, let me hear you yeah,
Cos' he's got it goin' on again. (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Is he horrible? (yeah)
Is he detestable? (yeah)
Is he unstoppable? (yeah)
Is he everything the Goa'uld need, better listen to him now.

Everybody, (yeah) bury your Gate, (yeah)
Everybody, bury your Gate now,
Ra is back, alright…..alright.

So everybody everywhere,
Be afraid, have lots of fear,
Gonna conquer Earth, make them understand,
As long is there is Ra, the Goa'uld will be coming back again.
(Aaaahhhhhh)

Everybody, (yeah) bury your Gate, (yeah)
Everybody, bury your Gate now,
Ra is back, alright.

Repeat Chorus to Fade…
 
Darn it, Shelby the chorus keeps going through my head! GET OUT OF IT! (walks away singsing and shaking her head)

Great Shelby thankBut I am sorry this is one of the first posts I read. Now I am typing in rhythm to the chorus!
 
songs

lol! I love the "Ra Is Back" and the "Hey Now You're His Jaffa" hee;) :p lol sank yuu to skip about my song...heh I just had Tom Lehrer running through my head and so I changed some of the words while he was singing "Folk Song Army" and out came "Stargate Army" hee!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol

[Edited by Nariko Fanel on 01-18-2001 at 04:16 PM]
 
A reason why I don't write filks...

I must be utterly tone deaf! No offence to you ShelbyS, I could SEE that being a brilliant song, but I couldn't for the life of me remember the original to 'sing' it!
All I can give is....outside encoragement.
 
Adds her congratulations and adulations to that of the rest...

GRRRRREAT!

Sci-fi16, I'm sure you can write! Want to co-write? I'm rapidly finding my will to work alone diminsh... uck. But I love co-writing.

There seems to be more peeps here at last! Whoope and welcome back Debs!
 
It's beginning to look like I have alot of time on my hands these school holidays....
Glad you guys liked Ra's Back. SciFi-16, you're not tone deaf. You just need to listen to the original. That's how I managed to write it by listening to the original a couple of times.
Anyway....Here's one you should all know the tune to.

Apophis by the Touchstones (To the tune of The Flintstones).

Apophis, meet Apophis,
He's the greatest Goa'uld in history,
From the town of Chu'lac,
He's about to destroy the SGC.

Some day maybe SG-1 will win the fight,
And the Goa'uld will stay out of our sight,
When your with Apophis,
Have a screaming, yelling, bad time,
A screaming, bad time,
We'll have a bad old time.
 
OK!

THAT was really funny! I sort of hummed and the littles ones jumped up and down! Even My son, Asgard sang it and he doesn't like to sing (and we don't want to hear him in the AMS)
 
Careful, Leelu, this thread is addictive and the next thing you know you will be posting Fliks here reguluarly!
 
Yes, jsc! I am maddly scribbling, but so far, so lame. But I will swallow my pride and post for the fun of it when I get one done.
 
Paradise By the Baseship Alight.

Hahaha, you let me in front of a keyboard for too long! It’s your fault, not mine! This is mostly the movie (but I still want MS and RDA singing it!) This is the result of too many regimental karaokes. Next thing you know, it will be ‘Like A Virgin’ (followed with the brilliantly inspired chorus of ‘BOLL~’ *you can’t say that!*) I took some liberties w/ Sha’re’s age… And you do NOT want to know how I struggled with it. Mishkaz, I need that beer round about now!!!
Aha, I also took liberties with the timeline… but lyrical licence!

Paradise by the Baseship Alight.
First by Meatloaf. Now by Me.

Jack:
I remember every single thing
As if it happened only yesterday.
I wanted to go to the lake,
But the dragged me to a mountain site.
And I’d never seen a project
That looked any weirder than this did.
And all that I could think
Was I don’t wanna be me tonight.

Jack and Daniel:
And his big ole Jaffa gave us quite a fright.
The kinda thing that makes ya scream at night
Eyes glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
Glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
C’mon, hold on tight.
C’mon! Hold on tight!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night,
I can see paradise by the baseship alight.

Daniel:
Ain’t no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed.
She was barely seventeen
And Ra was barely dressed.

Ain’t no doubt about,
Baby got to go and shout it,
Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed.

Jack:
Sha’re was barely seventeen
And Ra was barely dressed.

Kawalsky where’s my team?
I can’t hear em on my radio.
I’ve been waiting so long
For you to go and mess it up.

And I’m not gotta let you know
I’m not gonna regret it.
Ra open your eyes, I got a big surprise,
It’ll feel alright;
Well I wanna make the big snake run!

Jack and Daniel:
And his big ole Jaffa gave us quite a fright.
The kinda thing that makes ya scream at night
Eyes glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
Glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
C’mon, hold on tight.
C’mon! Hold on tight!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night,
I can see paradise by the baseship alight.

You gotta do what you can
And let the dead man rest.
Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed.
Sha’re was barely seventeen
And Ra was barely-

He’s gonna blow all the way tonight
He’s gonna blow all the way
And tonight’s the night…

Hammond:
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two Jaffa down, one Tau’ri, no fair, using a brace, there’s the wind up, and there it is, and his eyes cross in the middle, look at em go. This boy will really fry!
Jack’s pounding now, really turning it on now, not letting up at all, he’s gonna try and flip it, the counter’s still going, and here comes the Jaffa and what a punch! He slides him under a ring, head-first, here it comes, he’s out! Now Danny’s safe and secondly Sha’re. This kid really makes things happen out there.
The bomb steps up to a fate without a hitch- he’s going and what a shock, he knows what it is, his eyes ablaze and thar she blows! Holy cow, blown up base!
They’re taking a daring leap out there, almost daring Apophis to pick em off. They’re dialing up, and it’s open, open to the Tau’ri home world. The suicide squeeze is on!
Here we come, freeze frame, it’s gonna be close, he’s reports to fill in with men dead, Holy cow! I think they’ll believe him!

Hammond:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further-!

Is this nonsense?
Are you making a fool of me?
Is it really?
Did you ever leave any?
Will this make me so busy for the rest of my life?
Didn’t Daniel stay to be with his wife?
Can’t I retire?
Can’t I go home forever?
Can’yt I leave it?
Can’t I never need it?
Will this make me so unhappy for the rest of my life!?
Will the stinking snakes just come and run rife?!?
I gotta know right now,
Before we go any further,
Is this nonsense?
Or am I just dreaming?

Jack:
Let me sleep on it,
Georgy, Genny Let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the moring.

Let me sleep on it,
Georgy, Genny Let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

Let me sleep on it,
Georgy, Genny, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

Sam:
I gotta know right now!
Is it really?
Can I gate forever?
Do you need me?
Can I do maths for ya?
Can I do something worthwhile for the rest of my life?
Can I see strange new places and put an end to strife?
I gotta now right now!
Before we go any further,
Can I see it?
Can I play there forever?

Jack:
Let me sleep on it,
Major, Major, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the morning!

Hammond:
Will this take me forever?

Jack:
Let me sleep on it!!

Sam: Can I see the stars forever?

Jack:
I couldn’t take it any longer,
Lord I was crazed!
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave.
I started swearing at the ‘gods’ and at Charlie’s grave
That those gods were aliens from out of time,
I swore Ra was not the last snake of the line!

So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive,
Cause if I’ve got to gate to another planet and see you,
I don’t think that any sanity’ll survive!
You know I’ll break your neck, to this I vow!
But God only knows how much I hate you right now!
I’m praying for the end of time,
It’s all that I can do.
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end the life of you!!!

It was long ago and far, far away,
And it was so much simpler than it is today.

Daniel: It never felt so good,
It never felt so right.
Eyes glowing like the devil
Put out over the Nile.

Phe-ew! Loooong! Hope someone knew it and/or liked it!
Geez, if only I could write my own, such a lucrative business! Hmm, oh yeah. This was my distraction from the ‘responsibilities’ of RL. I ‘spose I should go do em…
And I have noticed that we are no longer alone here. More connoisseurs of fine verse have joined. This can only be a good thing!
You know what is freaky? The next song on the lyric sheet is…
For Cryin Out Loud.
And what does this make me think???
 
ANOTHER GOOD ONE, SKIP! Blame us please! I'll accept the blame!
 
OK, here goes, my very first flik (or is filk?)
Anyway, be gentle!

Think Beverly Hillbillies meets SG1.

This here's the story of the SGC
A crack team of Tauri's, just as good as they could be.
Then one day they were exploring P3X
When out popped Amonet inside of Daniel's ex.
Shar'e that is...Abydonian...Gone for good.

Well the next thing you know Jack's working in a mine
Sam is having nightmares and Teal'cs head don't shine (dirt
Daniel's kissin' what's-her-name and lounging the sarc
Now he is an addict and hiding in the dark.
Store room, that is...fight'n Jack, topplin' shelves.

Let the banjos go wild!!!
 
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