GO'AULD SONGBOOK

My Aunt Went To Paris.

Jack went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me a gun that bangs like this.

Danny went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this…

Teal'c went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me a staff weapon you shoot like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this...

Hammond went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me mints that melt like this,
And a staff weapon that shoots like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this...
 
Mishy, ya forgot to thank ya false gods...

Janet went to PX-923,
And what did she buy?
She bought me a pill that you use like this (ewww)
And some mints that melt like this,
And a staff weapon that shoots like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this..

LAter and ta 4 joinin in. U shoulda been in the GGA. ;) oor not.
 
My Aunt Went To Paris.

Jack went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me a gun that bangs like this.

Danny went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this…

Teal'c went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me a staff weapon you shoot like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this...

Hammond went to PX-923,
And what did he buy?
He bought me mints that melt like this,
And a staff weapon that shoots like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this...


Janet went to PX-923,
And what did she buy?
She bought me a pill that you use like this (ewww)
And some mints that melt like this,
And a staff weapon that shoots like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this...

Sam went to PX-923
And what did she buy?
She bought me a telescope you use like this! Ahhhh
a pill that you use like this (ewww)
And some mints that melt like this,
And a staff weapon that shoots like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this...
 
Welcome, markpud!

Apophis went to PX-923
And what did he buy?
He bought me a grave you lie in like this (oof!)
And a telescope you use like this! (Ahhhh)
And a pill that you use like this (ewww)
And some mints that melt like this,
And a staff weapon that shoots like this,
And a book you read like this,
And a gun that bangs like this... (BANG!)
 
Here are some titles. I have killed it all over again! Déjà vu!!!
Snakey anthems:
Stand by me (or in my neck.)
You’ll never walk alone.
Stand and Deliver (your money and your life.)
World’s on Fire (Ab Fab’s ‘Wheels’)
(When your Eye starts to shine and your voice no longer whines) That’s Amore.
Snake ya booty!
All available on the new album; ‘The Best of Me’, by the King… Apophis.

And a lil piece I cooked up showing my age, I was really into this a few years ago!
As we are all girls here, or were last time I looked, I thought I'd do this as a tribute to all the times the gals got cranky... can you tell I was grrified?

***
Sam, Janet and all the other women of the SGC only seen in the presence of Hathor step up, wearing cool shades and hefting painful looking guns.


Here come women in combats!

It's the WiCs,
Earth, here's the WiCs

Here come women in combats,

Here come women in combats,
So birthdays you must remember!

I don't always look good in black,
Remember that,
And if my hair's a mess
Don't make contact,
Cos the tidal weather on
PXC-9-43,
Means that with shampoo alone it might not be,
And don't ask me
Why the choc was there now gone
And why I shout cos I'm probably on
And with no eyeshadow
And you not silent,
I can't promise I won't get incredibly violent,
And though we ain't on no government list,
We straight don't exist,
No names and no fingerprints,
And we're somethin strange
So why not gate back,
Cos you never quite know what the WiCs are at...

Here come women in combats!
Galaxy defenders,
Here come women in combats!
So birthdays you must remember...

And when its deep and a dark cold night, tight,
Campfire burnt out of sight, lights,
Tents loom and the world is gloom
And then like boom,
WiCs take the room up,
When my wick's up,
There'll be no witnesses,
Hypnotise an' he'll no realise I
Vivid memories ice-cream fantasies,
An the WiCs, kick aliens please,
Do what we say, that's the way we kick it,
Or I'll see my crazy sis go wicked on you,
We're the first last and only line of defence against the worst scum in the universe,
So don't fear us or jeer us, if y'ever get near us, buy beer us
We're the beardless WiCs with no b*lls, still fly,
~What that stand for?~
Women in Combats.

Here come women in combats!
Galaxy defenders,
Here come women in combats!
So birthdays you must remember...

Now you see just talk with me,
Just talk with me,
Just talk with me,
Let me see you just smile,
Just smile,
Just smile,
Now you see Janet, when you bounce
She'll fix ya,
When you bounce
She'll fix ya,
When you bounce
She'll fix ya,
And make your back and legs work,
WiCs!

Here come women in combats!
Galaxy defenders,
Here come women in combats!
So birthdays you must remember...

Check it, let me tell you this in closing,
If we ever catch you posing,
We'll shoot you for your indiscretion, trust me, it's for your own protection.
Cos we go places that we hate to be,
And we see faces that we'd rather not see
But we do what we must,
Forget that Roswell ****,
Through the gate thats the gals in
Gals in combats

Here come women in combats!
Galaxy defenders,
Here come women in combats!
So birthdays you must remember...

Ooh, you din’t think a little thing like being no good would stop me, did ya?
 
WiC's? Hilarious as ever, Skip. I must tell you thatI was in town last week, and my sister was singing 'Real Slim Shady', and I just couldn't help singing 'You'd think they'd never seen a rookie before/ Jaws all on the floor whe SG-1 burst through the door...'
Sorry, (a) if I got the words wrong, (b) If you mind me remembering your parodies at totally irrelevent (spelt wrong, I know) moments.

Araagh! I just posted about my Alien's name, and because I thought I'd forgotten my password, I went back before it told me I had. Consequently, I've double-posted. I can see how this is a pain, so my genuine apologies, I go too fast, sometimes, sorry.
 
Yes, WIC was fun! I read (and tried to hum) and laughed!

Thanks sSip!

Sci-Fi16 There is a funcition at the bottom of your post called edit. Just hit that and when the reply comes click on Delete at the top of the page... and hit submit, now you know why I have so much info was because I have needed the edit thing so much!
 
Okay guys this is my first attempt at a Goa'uld song. It is based on 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy' by the OffSpring. I had a lot of fun writing this. It is really accurate with the tune so try and sing along with it if you have a copy. I'd love to know what you all think of it.
Here goes...

Pretty Fly for a System Lord by the Off-World

Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a System Lord.

Uno, Dos, Treize, Quatros, Sanqos, Sis, Seize,
You know it's kind of hard just to conquer the Universe today,
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway,
He may have a whole army of willing, mean Jaffa,
But SG-1 had fought them when they defeated Ra.

Chorus
So let's not wait,
To kill the Tau'ri we hate,
We know we're more powerful than they are anyway.
Gotta plan an attack,
To get them off our back,
SG-1 is a worry, SG-1 is a worry.
We'll use Sha're as bait,
SG-1 will come through the Stargate,
At least we know they won't be appearing on Ricki Lake.
The world needs System Lords,
So hey, hey, Apophis is the man.

Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a System Lord.

He needed some poor slaves,
To be his Children of the Gods,
Someone for Klorel and Amounet, just to even up the odds.
Now crusin' in his Death Glider,
He sees SG-1 as he pass,
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his Goa'uld ass.

So let's not wait,
To kill the Tau'ri we hate,
We know we're more powerful than they are anyway.
Gotta plan an attack,
To get them off our back,
SG-1 is a worry, SG-1 is a worry.
We'll use Sha're as bait,
SG-1 will come through the Stargate,
At least we know they won't be appearing on Ricki Lake.
The world loves System Lords,
So hey, hey, Apophis is the man.

Now he's gotta get some weapons, to get the fight won,
He asked for a Staff Weapon,
But the gave him a Zat gun.
SG-1 say they're trying real hard,
To save the Earth from him,
But Kinsey's trying to stop them,
They'll have to sneak off on a whim.

Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
Give it to me Apophis,
Ah ha, ah ha,
Give it to me Apophis
Ah ha, ah ha,
Uno, Dos, Treize, Quatros, Sanquos, Sis, Seize.

So let's not wait,
To kill the Tau'ri we hate,
We know we're more powerful than they are anyway.
Gotta plan an attack,
To get them off our back,
SG-1 is a worry, SG-1 is a worry.
We'll use Sha're as bait,
SG-1 will come through the Stargate,
At least we know they won't be appearing on Ricki Lake.

The world needs System Lords,
The world loves System Lords,
So let's get some more System Lords,
So hey, hey, Apophis is the man.
 
Hi! Shelby... That was great! Loved attempting to sing it!You can swing it! Go, Shelby! Go, Shelby!
 
music makes the people...

OK, I’m trying to cut down on online time so I don’t get shot (Alack! Poor me!!)
And so I must to the dubious world of double posting that reeks worse of the accidental ones. (Though I have triple posted here b4) And Sci-fi16, please don’t sweat it, there are only a few who would bite and they are usually too busy taking over the world (yoinks!)
:):):)AND THANKING OF THE YOU!:):):)
I always know if mine or somebody else’s spoof has worked if ya can’t help but think of it. The words were right and thankyou for liking so that you remembered! I annoy my Bookshelf (a person[!]) by singing my version to her and tho she does not like SG (shock horror! I make her watch it whenever I can;)) she finds herself compelled (zat-point) to join in.
I personally can’t hear ‘Losing my Religion’ –REM without remembering the spoof. Shame I din’t write it… beautiful (sobsob) And I love Mishy’s latest! And ShelbyS too!
And I’m also pleased that my gut feeling on Azzy was more or less right. I can now read the book (again) in peace ;)
I want to know if s/one (anyone!) will go halves on a filk with me? I wanna do Summer Lovin w/ someone. Jsc, ya feelin melodic? Sci-fi16? Anyone else?
Ooh, ouch. I must back to my textbook of the now.
Jsc, I must say you have come up with several interesting variations on the theme of ‘Skip’ namely (on this thread alone)
Sikp and now sSip!
And how would one pronounce sSip? ;)
The WiCs was inspired by the fic I am working on (at least that is one project that I relinquished editorial control on!) I would firmly recommend it as a good therapy as I have been much calmer since we started!!!
SMAKIBBFBLAT
Ooh, and supper too…
And apologies on the length! (Panda was making me talk…)
 
lol, excellent stuff Shelby, welcome to filks-r-us, more please.

Skip, loved the WiC's, girl power, wahey.
I'd love to have a go at "Summer lovin" but don't know if my muse is up to that standard, but I'll give it some thought. R U on email?, it would be better to compare notes before launching the finished article (should it get completed).

--------------
I have a part-finished filk if anyone would care to assist:

Daniel by Elton John

Daniel is travelling tonight thru the gate
I can see the red chevrons heading for p3x218
I can see Daniel waving goodbye,
God it looks like Daniel, must be the event horizon in my eye
--------------

I'll have to stop listening to the radio in the shower, I find myself filking when I should be rinsing (repeat, rinse, repeat, chorus).
 
I don't know who'd sing this parody

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LOL I laughed soo hard FOCHSH *falling off chair laughing so hard*


I will attempt a parody

We are the Stargate army,
Every one of us cares.
We all hate poverty, war, and injustice
Unlike the rest of you squares.

There are innocuous Goa'uld, yeah,
But we regard 'em with scorn.(well some of us do)
The folks who have 'em have no social conscience, (well except for Teal'c)
Why, they don't even care if Jimmy Crack Corn. (don't ask)

If you feel dissatisfaction,
Shoot your frustrations away.
Some people may not prefer action,
But give me a zat gun any old day.

Your speech don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you put a gun agaist his head
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English (or any other language for that matter)
I'm glad I got that said.

Remember the war against Ra?
That's the kind where each of us belongs.
Though he may have won some the battles,
We had The Abydosians!

So join in the stargate army!
guns are the weapons we bring
To the fight against poverty, war, and injustice.
Ready, aim, sing! (sing?!?!?)


please don't ask...I'm not that good yet^_~

[Edited by Nariko Fanel on 01-14-2001 at 04:52 PM]
 
DOH!

What a dunderhead I am, didn't realise that there already was an excellent filk on "Daniel" by Elton John at the aformentioned site (http://thewhyofme.netherweb.com/filk.htm).
My apologies, I'll go and stick me head back in me bucket.

Mishkaz

Why if it wasn't for you meddling kids I'd have gotten away with it (Scoobydoo always knows best)
 
Hey, I'm glad you guys liked 'Pretty Fly for a System Lord'. I've got another one which I did last night. It's based on the song, "When Love Comes To Town" by U2 off the album Rattle and Hum. It's not really that well known so it may be a bit hard to put a tune to if you aren't familiar with the song.
Anyways, here it is...

When the Goa'uld Come To Town By U2

I was a slave, although I should not be,
I was chosen as a host when SG-1 rescued me,
I was a survivor, didn't believe in no fake gods,
But now the worst has happened, we're against all odds,

Chorus
When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to jump through that Gate,
When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to run from my fate,
Maybe I was wrong when I ran away from those clowns,
But I did what I did, when the Goa'uld came to town.

I used to work hard under the red sunset,
I was thinking about Sha're and Skaara, how could I forget,
They were taken away from Abydos, we all had a frown,
But Daniel went to find them, when the Goa'uld came to town.

I ran into a pyramid, when I heard Sha're scream,
The Jaffa were shooting everybody,
I thought it was a dream,
As they took them away I saw my life turn around,
That was the day when the Goa'uld came to town.

When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to jump through that Gate,
When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to run from my fate,
Maybe I was wrong when I ran away from those clowns,
But I did what I did, when the Goa'uld came to town.

When Daniel left he said he'd be back in a year,
He joined SG-1, and we sealed up the gate,
Until he returns we can only hope and fear,
I wish I had stopped them coming around,
But I did what I did when the Goa'uld came to town.

When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to jump through that Gate,
When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to run from my fate,
Maybe I was wrong when I ran away from those clowns,
But I did what I did, when the Goa'uld came to town.

I was there when they took them away,
What could we have done, what was there to say?
SG-1 gonna search for them, not sit around in an office,
I know that SG-1 can conquer the great Apophis.

When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to jump through that Gate,
When the Goa'uld come to town,
I want to run from my fate,
Maybe I was wrong when I ran away from those clowns,
But I did what I did, when the Goa'uld came to town.
 
I don't know that particular U2 Song but I read it for rhythm and it did so I had fun! Good song!

Skip, sorry I have consistently mispelled your name. Am mangling and can only get on odd hours as brother, son and bro-in-law sitting on me when get on computer... Keep getting hasseled off it too. So don't self edit posts. Just type and run! Boo! Sorry about the non-creativity, but do like your REAL name, hope I haven mangled that... Best to Dis, Panda and Bob the baseship builder! ALL MINE driving me "three fries short of a happy meal",to quote my favorite one liner person!
 
I DON'T MIND!
I hate my own name. Really I do, which is why I canst only use my initialish.
ShelbyS!
You rock! :):):)
I love U2.
PS a big hand to Nariko too!

[Edited by Skip on 01-15-2001 at 03:12 PM]
 
This is what 'study' leave gets me to?

OK then, my first idea on filking is to find songs that get me thinking 'Stargate'. Right, forgive me if these have already been suggested:
Livin da' vida Loca! - Ricky Martin - Hathor
Actually, almost any song by this guy would go with the godess of S*x Drugs and Rock n' Roll.

Oh dear. I'd written these on another word document. One that is currently up stairs in my desk. Ah, so much for starting somthing....
I'll be back tommorow, with somthing moderatly constructive. (What am I saying? I've got a physics Mock, I might not even survive til' 6'oclock!)
 
Here's some titles:
The Goa'uld After Me - Savage Garden (the Lover after me).
The Host's Cry - Live (The Dolphin's Cry).
Like a Goa'uld - Maddonna (Like a Virgin).
What have you done for Apophis lately - Janet Jackson (What have you done for me lately).
 
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