GO'AULD SONGBOOK

I enjoyed this one SKIP! You are fun and imaginitive. Glad you are posting here!

Please keep on, please keep on!
 
I Liked the eminem take off, but then I can rap that! My son plays eminem all the time, he likes rap but not RandB or Gospel and he doesn't like church rap or Gospel rap!

You guys just like Mickey Goa'uld becasue you can sing it. you perves! I can hear you laughing now and singing it!
 
Glad you like my work! WFWFWFWFWFWFWF to you jsc! So I made someone sing? Hehe! I like Mickey Goa'uld too.
 
Hey Skip, don't you dare apologise! Your efforts are among those making this thread so much fun (I'm not prepared to comment on the Mickey Goa'uld incident, heh heh). Keep 'em coming.

Todays special:
"Tok'ra forget about me" by Simple Minds (yeah, lame, I know)
"Nox three times" by Dawn
"Killer Queen" by Queen ('specially for Hathor the McWitch)
"I lost my heart to a Stargate trooper" by Hot Gossip ( oh, how embarrasing to remember that one)
 
Oh, Mishkaz, there are some oldies but goodies here! I remember those! and am glad when someone else admits to that, too! I think all these are good songs for the Goa'uld song book! So far have got almost two pages from wonderfully warped imaginations! I think we need more!
 
Thanks JSC, do not fear, I've been inspired by Skips' ramblings and I'm working on trashing a whole song. Wow, it's hard work. Where does Skip find the time?

In the meantime, for Oldies fans who dare to admit being Oldies:
"Born to be Goa'uld" by Steppenwolf
"Martoufs Harbour" by All About Eve (Martha's Harbour)
"Then he bit me" by The Crystals (kissed me)
"Another brick in the Ka-Wall-ski" by Pink Floyd (ooh, I'm scraping the barrel now)

TTFN
Mish
 
OK, ladies, so far so good.

Mishkaz and Skip, LOVE YOUR SIGS!
 
And here I thought I was so smart by figuring out it was Metalica who built all those goa'uld motherships . . .
 
I'm telling you, I am forwarding Brad Wright the Mickey Goa'uld song. O'Neill has just GOT to learn this one!
 
It is as of yet unfinished because I can remember all the words... to the original.
 
{an interesting aside - many of the up and coming/here young singers were former Mousecateers: 2 members of N'Sync, Ricky Martin, and a few of the female singers - Britney Spears)

[Edited by Texane on 11-12-2000 at 03:35 PM]
 
Okay, here goes
The followong is sung to "Gold" by Spandau Ballet

Thankyou for gating here
we're sorry that the Goa'ulds are all gone
they were here once I could have sworn
These are their salad days
Slowly being eaten away
Just another gate for today
Oh but we're safe with you, we're safe with you
There's nothing left to make us feel small
SG1 will save us all

CHORUS
Goa'uld
Snakes taken over their soul
Their eyes have the power to glow
Think they're indestructable
Never believe it
'Cos they are Goa'uld
And yet they're bound to return
There's something they should've learned
They're not indestructable, Jack'll soon teach them

After Kawalski had gone
I hope Jack finds a little more time
to remember they were partners in crime
It's only 2 years ago
the goa'uld with the eyes and the snake
you knew he'd turn him into a fake
He would've killed you all, he'd have killed you all
SG1 will never let the Earth fall
Jack and co. will save us all

CHORUS

FIN


I know it's a bit naff, but it's my first attempt, I hope to improve
 
more song titles:

"Somethings gotten hold of my head" by Gene Pitney
"Get outta my dreams, get into my neck" by Billy Ocean
"Jack and Major Sam" by John Cougar Mellencamp (Jack & Diane)
"Jaffa Kree" by Jaki Graham (set me free)
"He ain't heavy, he's my simbiote" by The Hollies
"Talk like an Egyptian" by The Bangles
"Stuck in the middle of you" by Stealers Wheel

bah, d'you see what happens when you leave me unattended with too much caffeine and a notepad?
 
the taur'ri are believieng in the wrong,
god and their old has gone,
the goa'uld arrive,
and the humans believe life !!!

when klor'el was taken,
the tau'ri were forsaken,
then we take him again,
and he live again.

fin out the sin of this riddel :)

P.S.: itz were about 3:58 in the night and i am drubnken now...

c'yaa all
 
those of you that have seen the curse will get this...and those of you that haven't...i ain't really spoiling anything, it's just funnier if you have.

99 jars of goauld on the wall
99 jars of goauld
take one down,
bash it around
98 jars of goauld on the wall

98 jars of goauld on the wall
98 jars of goauld
take on down
bash it around
97 jars of goauld on the wall

and on, and on, and on....

(sorry blame it on spending hours typing up a fic that got away from me...little punchy on a sunday night) :D
 
We got poets
Who don't know it
Cause they too tired
and ain't wired

Geronimo and skydiver get some sleep!

Good Night. Sleep tight (well, at least two will) and don't let the goa'uld's bite.
 
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