GO'AULD SONGBOOK

Just great Cap't Crash! Sorry if I disturbed your life... I keep singing them and marking time, the military brainwashing is just too great leftrightleftright...
Sorry Texane, but I was under fire at the time, the snakes don't like me after what I said about Apophis... but next time I am running past I will try. If you could free up a few palace guards to cover me as I am only a poor writer with no money to buy bread and the Tokra aren't sharing zats with me either!
I was about to resign as a court jester, but *you asked for it*. I will see what other marching songs i can twist :)
 
You know, Sikp, that I will poke my nose in and attempt to twist also!
 
Urchin two thinks it's fun, urchin one just rolls the eyes and sighs Oh Mum!!!(This from a 6 year old)
Back to work tomorrow so no doubt more of the wreached verses will spring to mind, at least I slept last night.
 
This is another thing that has been hanging around the darkest recesses of my mind,I've been putting it off untill a there were a fewer days between now and Christmas.But if it's OK for Padders to mention the dreaded word then it's OK with me.

How about a Go'auld Caraol.I'll start one off you fill in the rest......
..............Oh the tune is 'On the first day of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
A Stargate with a DHD.

On the second day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
....................???

By the way only 37 days to go!
 
two Tok'ras, and
A Stargate with a DHD.

On the third day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras, and
A Stargate with a DHD.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras, and
A Stargate with a DHD.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
FIVE DVD'S!!! (all regions)
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras,
and A Stargate with a DHD.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
six Goa'uld larvae (Teal'c, +5)
FIVE DVD'S!!! (all regions)
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras,
and A Stargate with a DHD.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
General Hammond gave to me,
seven swift Death Glyders,
six Goa'uld larvae (Teal'c, +5)
FIVE DVD'S!!! (all regions)
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras,
and A Stargate with a DHD.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Generald Hammond gave to me,
eight Asgard weapons,
seven swift Death Glyders,
six Goa'uld larvae (Teal'c, +5)
FIVE DVD'S!!! (all regions)
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras,
and A Stargate with a DHD.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Generald Hammond gave to me,
nine new SG teams,
eight Asgard weapons,
seven swift Death Glyders,
six Goa'uld larvae (Teal'c, +5)
FIVE DVD'S!!! (all regions)
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras,
and A Stargate with a DHD.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Generald Hammond gave to me,
Maybourne's resignation!
nine new SG teams,
eight Asgard weapons,
seven swift Death Glyders,
six Goa'uld larvae (Teal'c, +5)
FIVE DVD'S!!! (all regions)
four Osiris jars,
three Touchstones,
two Tok'ras,
and A Stargate with a DHD.

o.k., I ran out. (I cannot believe Skip has got me started doing this). And yes, Skip, consider your bu__ covered by the Good-Looking Jaffa Army when you go back to get jsc and I a T-shirt!

[Edited by Texane on 11-19-2000 at 05:20 PM]
 
Thankyou my liege!
I have been a bad girl.

Here at the Tok'ra Tok'ra cabana,
Split down the middle's the fashion,
Here at tyhe Tok'ra capana!

Here name was Lola,
Or was it Dana,
You never quite now who is talking...

HEHEHEHE! Great Texane, Cap't and y'all!

Will start the raid asap, but can I keep one of the jaffa for a bit longer....

Here for the march:

The Nox need some conditioner,
Frizzy, frizzy,
The Nox need some conditioner,
Frizzy, frizzy,hair.
Frizzy, frizzy,hair.
Frizzy, frizzy,hair.
The Nox need some conditioner,
Frizzy, frizzy,hair.

Oh no. I wil never stop!

Cheers for a great laf, Mishkaz great idea!
 
Ah, Just got back.
Thanks for the armed guard, i will eventually write a story about my experience in the land of Wyrd.
Texane's brill honour guard came in handy and I only got bruised on this attempt. Now the jaff-free trading people have let me give you free access to NE funy thing I write, but plis ask. here are some humble offerings:
'I went all the way to hell and didn't even get a suntan'
'I went all the way to Chyenne mountain and all I got was the guided tour...'

hope I don't s*ck too much.

Skip-ing merrily from here to there and singing mad songs :)
 
i doubt i can top the tenth day but here goes

on the eleventh day of christmas
general hammond gave to me
eleven upgrades armbands
maybourne's resignation
nine new sg teams
eight asgard weapons
seven swift death gliders
six goauld larvae
FIVE TRANSPORT RINGS!
four serpent guards
three touchstones
two tok'ra
and a stargate with a DHD.


on the twelfth day of christmas
general hammond gave to me
twelve replicators
eleven upgrades armbands
maybourne's resignation
nine new sg teams
eight asgard weapons
seven swift death gliders
six goauld larvae
FIVE TRANSPORT RINGS!
four serpent guards
three touchstones
two tok'ra
and a stargate with a DHD!



[Edited by gategeek on 11-20-2000 at 07:31 AM]
 
TWELVE GOA'ULD DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!

The Twelve Days of Goa'uld Christmas a carol sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas by (started) Cap'tCrash,Texane and gate geek (This is great Ladies!)

On the Twelfth day of Christmas
General Hammond gave to me
Twelve replicators,
Eleven upgrades armbands,
Maybourne's resignation, (This cannot be topped!)
Nine new Sg Teams,
Eight Asgard weapons,
Seven swift Death gliders,
Six goa'uld larvae (Teal'c, +5)
Five Transport rings, [alternate ~ 5 DVD'S!!!(all regions)]
Four Serpent guards, (alternate ~ 4 Osiris jars)
Three Touchstones,
Two Tok'Ras,
And a Stargate with a DHD!

Ladies this is wonderful and tuneful, too!
 
Wow you guys have been busy since least week! I love the 12 days thang, seriously funny. ('specially Maybourne's resig)

sorry skip if i've been shouting, I didn't mean nuthin....honest.....well, maybe I did, but it's my goa'uld, ya know how loud they are when they get with the booming voice thing. Just be grateful you couldn't see my eyes at time. Oooooh, talk about daggers heh heh

narf
 
It's all Skip's fault. Now I'm thinking about Goa'uld lyrics that are sung to the Yellow Rose of Texas.
 
Ah, scapegoat! Will change name to Scapegoat Kick If you Please!

OK, this, strictly speaking is non-canon, but none of the stuff I’ve written has been ‘main-stream’ anyway. I decided to write a song about our exploits, the first verse I mainly pillaged, but the tune and the following words are all mine. Sorry if you can’t get the tune, but I can’t write music very well, if anybody got really obsessed, which you won’t, I could try and score it and email you, but it ain’t great anyhoo.

:)The Madness Of Singing:)

Singing is infectious,
You catch it like the flu, :(
Mishkaz buzzed at me and I started humming too,
I passed around the corner,
And someone heard my din,
Before I realised, I had passed it onto him!

JSC came next, marching all the way,
The Cap’t got contaminated, singing all the day,
Loadsa others saw our work, they started chanting too,
And if you aren’t careful, we will pass it on to you.

Singing is infectious,
You catch it like the flu,
Texane got irate, but she fell soon ill too,
We are a wacky bunch, though some of us respected,
Let’s start an epidemic quick,
And get the web infected!

I hope you like it, I think I included most of you, sorry if I didn’t. Ah, does it meet your exacting gazes? I said I’d try and write about y’all. As for you Texane, I-like-it-I-like-it! Cap’t, great too! Any song is a good song, there are no bad works in my humble opinion.

I will be singing this all day now, not good when you’ve got tests… lalalalalalalala:):):)

Your faithful and hopeless jester,
Skip-id-dee-doo-da-skip-id-dee-day… I sing so much I’m flying away….
 
Skip, you have a fertile and creative mind. Love the song!You know healing laughter!
Come on, Texane, I have got to hear the Goa'uld song set to the "Yellow Rose of Texas", I bet it is as you are creative, slyly humorous and punny!
 
to the tune of "the battle of new orleans" (hopefully there's at least 1 or 2 of you who've heard it)


in the year 2000
we took a little trip
along with daniel jackson
to apophis' mothership

we took samantha carter
and teal'c and jack o'neill
and we fought the bloody goa'uld
all their naqquada to steal

(chorus) oh we fired our guns
and the jaffa kept a comin'
there wasn't as many
as there was a while ago
fired once more
and they began a runnin'
thru the stargate portal
with their snakey lord in tow

o'neill he said
we could take 'em by surprise
if we didn't fire our zat guns
till we looked 'em in the eye

so we planted our explosives
grabbed the naqquada as well
then we headed for the stargate
and we blew the ship to hell

(chorus) oh we fired our guns
and the jaffa kept a comin'
there wasn't as many
as there was a while ago
fired once more
and they began a runnin'
thru the stargate portal
with their snakey lord in tow
 
YES!!! THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF SATURN AWARD FOR THIS ONE! IT'S TERRIFIC!!!
 
Gategeek baby, you said you couldn't write: :)I TOLD YOU YOU COULD! :)Even if my ramblings are rubbish, at least I may have gone some way to inspire truly great work :) and for this, I am grateful.
 
UR more than welcome. Cheers jsc, thought I'd try and include y'all, but it was a bit hard.
 
WE ARE SPECIAL!

Love the songs! Someone besides me remembers the song "The Battle of New Orleans" and gives it a special twist WOW!This is fantastic, PEOPLE! Wonderful, We have such talent here.
 
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