GO'AULD SONGBOOK

Well, if you guys DO get bitten by a goa'uld, jsc and I have your backs (jarssssss) (if you know what I mean)!

[Edited by Texane on 11-16-2000 at 12:08 AM]
 
Heheh! So I'm not the only insomniac writer after all
! Most of my works is done by the light of the (metaphorical) candle. Really great!
 
Time wasting...

Ah, I just read the 2nd page of posts, I got lazy but I'm glad I bothered. I don't have time to do this as previously stated, i need a clone to do all the boring stuff, or possibly an alternate me... but this is too much fun! As someone other than Jsc thinks that my insanity is productive, I'll go back to the drawing board and see if my mind still works at all. Prob not, but you never know...
WFWFWFWFWF to y'all!
 
All, right. Here are some suggestions, I don’t have time to do much fliking as I’m doing a lot of serious stuff right now. Jsc and I have been working on a marching song, so here goes: To the tune of 'We all know a little bear/ Yogi, Yogi!'

> We all know an evil snake,
> 'Pophis, 'Pophis,
> We all know an evil snake,
> 'Pophis, 'Pophis, snake,
> 'Pophis, 'Pophis, snake,
> 'Pophis, 'Pophis, snake,
> We all know an evil snake,
> 'Pophis, 'Pophis, snake!
>
> 'Pophis has glowing eyes,
> Scary, scary!
> 'Pophis has glowing eyes,
> Scary, scary snake!
> Scary, scary snake!
> Scary, scary snake!
> 'Pophis has glowing eyes,
> Scary, scary snake!

JSC:

'Pophis has his Jaffa horde,
Stomping, stomping,
'Pophis has his Jaffa horde,
Stomping, stomping snake,
Stomping, stomping snake,
Stomping, stomping snake,
'Pophis has his Jaffa horde,
Stomping, stomping snake!

'Pophis has staff weapons,
Blasting, blasting,
'Pophis has staff weapons,
Blasting, blasting snake,
Blasting, blasting snake,
Blasting, blasting snake,
'Pophis has staff weapons,
Blasting, blasting snake!

'Pophis has some mother ships,
Circling, circling,
'Pophis has some mother ships,
Circling, circling snake,
Circling, circling snake,
Circling, circling snake,
'Pophis has some mother ships,
Circling, circling snake!


You all have to agree to do a verse, it ain’t that hard and they’re pretty small. Anyway it should be fun and more sane than the M.G. incident, which I won’t pass comment on.

Here we go: ‘Achy Snakey Heart’
‘Valhalla’- ‘Vienna’
‘Band of Goa’uld’

Does anyone know ‘Captain Jack’ by Billy Joel? If there are any people who will get the reference, I’ll see what I can do to murder another perfectly good song… Ah, did any of you read my spoof songs over in the fic section under my Pantos? I did Auld Lang Syne and the Lumberjack song (Monty Python). Please read them and tell me what you think! I’m a shameless writer who lives on the boost to my ego any comments give me. (Am I that shallow? Well, I am honest.)
Um, which sig. do you like? I changed it recently. I assume you mean the bad taste Danny’s T-shirt one…
Uh, Mishkaz, do you call me SKIP cos you’re shouting at me, or cos that’s how it should be written? (It’s an acronym, I think I explained it somewhere round here…)
Keep up the great work guys n gals, this thread is SO funny! Ah, it takes forever to write a flik! I spent * hours * on some of those, so heaps of sympathy to those of you who write too! I think it’s time I brought that alternate me out to help, being in two places at once * would * be helpful…

Later Gaters!
 
Love the Daniel's T shirt one! My son and his friends have fun with a friend whose T says, "My Brother went to Grambling for 4 years and all he brought me back was this lousy T shirt!"

But the lousy T shirt one is funny. I look for it when I go out.
 
Do y'all recall the white rubber room they put Daniel in? Well, it's empty now . . . !
 
Ayeah, that for me! But only if I can have fun bouncing off the walls or tagging 'em!
 
Originally posted by Skip
Heheh! So I'm not the only insomniac writer after all
! Most of my works is done by the light of the (metaphorical) candle. Really great!
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Well Skip, you crummy guy, you! Didn't you RUN by the snake gift shop on the way out of the mothership and get ALL OF US T-shirts? (how thoughtless of you! :)
 
Oh, Texane I can smell the sour grapes from here! All right, you may be Queen of the Universe, but I am Queen of Wyrd! I'll get you a T-shirt next time my mind wanders... just cos I am a nice guy! Tell me your bane and I'll see if the pen is mightier than the staff weapon. I'm only taking orders if you write a verse though!
Tough Cheddar!

Skip-id-dee-doo-da-skip-id-dee-day....
 
Thanks, Texane, for including us all in on the T-Shirts. I can see the one my son orders, "TOPP DOGG" on front. On the back, "I am da BOM" for me he would order one that said, "Loyal Servant of da BOM". I might go for 'ANTIQUE in california' for me and 'CAUTION MOUTHY KID' or "I See WHITE People!" for him (A take off from 'Sixth Sense'). But then again, my favorite movie line is the one from Bad Boyz, when Will Smith says, "Don't be alarmed ... we're Negroes!" Now that LINE has a history! Hear he and Martin Lawrence are going to do a Bad Boyz II. Da Bom and I can't wait!
 
Originally posted by Skip
Oh, Texane I can smell the sour grapes from here! All right, you may be Queen of the Universe, but I am Queen of Wyrd! I'll get you a T-shirt next time my mind wanders... just cos I am a nice guy! Tell me your bane and I'll see if the pen is mightier than the staff weapon. I'm only taking orders if you write a verse though!
Tough Cheddar!

Skip-id-dee-doo-da-skip-id-dee-day....
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As Queen of the Universe, let me remind you that the quote was, SNIP -it-dee-doo-dah-day!!!
 
Oh Texane, why do you hate me? I come all the way from my wyrd alternate universe to be treated like this? If I wanted abuse I could've stayed at home! Well, for that I won't get you one. AND I'll tell the land of weird ideas to shoot on sight. I may not be right (in the head) but you just aint nice. All I want is peace, love and the occassional chocolate bar. So there.
 
LALALALALALA!

On a lighter note, Martouf, I wrote you a song (ish) to the tune of 'Michael Row the Boat':

Martouf have i seen you before?
Kel sha tal me,
Martouf have i seen you before?
Kel sha tal me,
Martouf have i seen you before?
Kel sha tal me,
I think you ring a bell....

First time I've written about Sam :) I reckon she was getting left out. Ah, if I can think of anything where I can (forgivably) put anyone elses name in, I will. Don't get jealous! Will have to wait till weeken as I do do other things... sometimes.
 
I still think on the way (running) out (you KNOW the gift store is ALWAYS the last think on the way out the door) you could have grabbed us all a t-shirt!
 
This is a very funny thread. I can't write music, but this just stuck in my mind. Very, evry short:

Trouble (Trouble)
Right here in the SGC (Right here in the SGC)
With a capital T
And that rhymes with G
And that stands for Goa'uld (That stands for Goa'uld)

"Ya Got Trouble"
The Music Man
 
Skip/Jsc
I read the marching song a few days ago and could I get the thing out of my mind after that? No! Even more distubing was me singing it as I walked to work.EVEN worse (yes worse) was me making up new verses.So please except these humble offerings

'Pophis's scared of Tokra snakes,
Scaredy,scaredy,
'Pophis's scared of Tokra snakes,
Scaredy scaredy snake!
Scaredy scaredy snake!
Scaredy scaredy snake!
'Pophis scared of Tokra snakes
Scaredy scaredy snake.

Tokra snakes have all the zats
clever clever
Tokra snakes have all the zats
clever clever snakes!
clever clever snakes!
clever clever snakes!
Tokra snakes have all the zats
clever clever snakes!

Tokra snakes won't share their zats
greedy greedy
Tokra snakes won't share their zats
greedy greedy snake!
greedy greedy snakes!
greedy greedy snakes!
Tokra snakes won't share their zats
greedy greedy snakes!

....I know you only said one verse but between you and me if I don't get this out of my head soon I SHALL go mad..er.
 
Bwaybaby79 and Cap'tCrash!

Enjoyed your renditions! now as I do house work I sing about Apophis and Trouble and Tok'Ra snakes.

Capn'tCrash it is good to know someone else is writing these verses not to go nuts! Hope the kids understand!
 
Y'all better look out - I noticed a post from "the Bride of Ra." And you just wouldn't listen to me when I told you he was a tough little god. I'm just waiting for an "I'll Be Back" anthem from the sun boy.
 
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