hey loralee found this stargate parodys and i just thought i might just try to revive this thread. I take no credit and if you want to visit this site by all means do...
http://thewhyofme.netherweb.com/filk.htm
here goes... (hope this one hasnt been done)
Stargate Command
(to the tune of the "Gilligan’s Island" theme song)
Just sit right back, and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a big, round ‘gate.
Dug up in Giza, Egypt,
It’s in Colorado of late.
General’s a mighty military man;
The colonel brave and sure,
By team members who go with him
On planetary tours;
On planetary tours.
When Replicators started getting rough,
Thor and his ship got tossed.
If not for the courage of our fearless team,
The Earth, it would be lost;
The Earth, it would be lost.
It’s often up to the SGC
To save life here on Earth.
There’s the general,
The colonel, too,
Major Carter,
And Daniel,
The Jaffa Teal’c
And the rest,
At Stargate Command.
The Goa’uld, Tok’ra and the Asgard, too,
Will keep you entertained,
While what you learned in history class
Is differently explained.
So join them every week, my friends,
I’m sure you’ll soon demand,
More of our fearless explorers
At Stargate Command!