N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[KatDonovan]

Re: SEND IN THE CLONES!

Originally posted by Jaffa-Jim
Whoa! Falling down on the job? No way! Not to brag but when Jaffa-Jim dials home, the wormhole is established and kept active until the journey is complete! I mean that in the nicest possible way-Gentleman Jaffa-Jim
LOL Jaffa-Jim

:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:

ROTFLMAO!! :laugh2:

 

[Highlander II]

ditto, Kat --

that was the most interesting allusion i've seen - very interesting - and creative -----


H2

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by Gemsong
:sigh:

Leave you guys alone for a few hours and you go posting nuts.

I may have created N.I.D., Inc but I lost control long ago.

Several questions came through American military facial hair. Only Navy can wear full beards, but only after a specific rank. Air Force can have mustaches but they cannot extend over the outer corner of the mouth or over the upper lip.

:sends Jaffa-Jim down to the basement with Sandman and Nemesis to test female clones.:

Maybe it's not the chick clones with a problem. It's the testers. Falling down on the job. I know the stud clone testers are very dilegent and dedicated to their jobs.

There was another technical question someone had, but I can't remember it now.

:grabs another cold one from Peachy: This could explain my memory problems.

thanx for the info -- the whole facial hair thing --- (H2 has no military knowledge - think i said this b4 - 'cept that from JAG and Stargate)---

and you haven't lost control - you're the boss -- you are in charge - we've just been chatting while waiting for more orders to come through ---

oh - and lay off the brew - it might impair your ability to properly test the Jack clones --

H2

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SEND IN THE CLONES!

Holy Guacamole!
Those clones sure wear you out-they had me up late last night and I almost didn't make it in to work this morning-I had a small problem with the power source-IE: the clones are not "still going"-as a tip to othere clone owners: replace the batteries with a small piece of Naquada-I chipped a little off my 'Gate with my Staff Weapon and now they're like that little pink bunny again-by the way, DON'T TAKE YOUR CLONES IN THE SHOWER!!! Very bad, very bad indeed-not covered under NID warranty.

 

[Gemsong]

:quietly takes Jim aside for a little chat:

Jim, dearheart, these are clones. Completely organic. Not robotic duplicated.

The cloning machine take the genetic material of the original which we keep hidden in a high security location, and makes an exact human replica.

No batteries required. Showers are fun. Anni can vouch for that. She tests her Cronus clones in the steam room.

Now take your clones and go play.

 

[KatDonovan]

Re: SEND IN THE CLONES!

Originally posted by Jaffa-Jim
Holy Guacamole!
Those clones sure wear you out-they had me up late last night and I almost didn't make it in to work this morning-I had a small problem with the power source-IE: the clones are not "still going"-as a tip to othere clone owners: replace the batteries with a small piece of Naquada-I chipped a little off my 'Gate with my Staff Weapon and now they're like that little pink bunny again-by the way, DON'T TAKE YOUR CLONES IN THE SHOWER!!! Very bad, very bad indeed-not covered under NID warranty.

*Kat swipes ineffectually at the hysterical tears*

ROTFLMAO AGAIN!! :laugh2: :laugh2:

Jim, you crack me up! LOL

(or maybe it's just the late hour and the pain medication)

 

[Highlander II]

are we sure Jim got his clones from NID?? maybe he ordered some from some other clone manufacturer who stole the NID logo and stamped it onto these 'fake' clones?? hmmm -- looks like we may have a conspiracy or lawsuit happening here --

btw - does NID have a logo? or is it just that little stamp on the bottom of the left foot?? (think i read that somewhere) --



H2

 

[KatDonovan]

Hope nobody is stupid enough to try and make fake NID clones. Gemmy would track them down and zat them

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan
Hope nobody is stupid enough to try and make fake NID clones. Gemmy would track them down and zat them

well, zat'ing would work -- but, we could clone the L&O cast and have them track down the perpetrators and try them in a 'court of law' (virtual of course) -- w/ the SG-1 clones standing by - of course, i supposed the goa'uld clones would want to exact their own form of revenge -- this could turn into an all-out war --

H2

 

[Starling]

ROFL, what have i walked into here...i can see the headlines now..."The First Clone War", what is this world coming too...lol

 

[Highlander II]

Clone war - hmmmm - could be interesting --

tho, i'm not sure Gemmy intended for her business to be a defense mechanism against the goa'uld, or anyone else for that matter ---

Gemmy -- your take on this???

tho, if someone has swiped the NID logo and is making 'fake' clones - there might just be a war --

H2

 

[KatDonovan]

Hehe I think Gemmy intended the clones purely for pleasure

And pleasureable they surely are :naughty:

 

[Anni]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm..... pleasurable......... urgghghghg drroool....

Hee hee hee......

I TOLD Jaffa-Jim that there was something wrong with his clones. The Cronos clones LOVE getting wet...... Steam Room, Sauna, Turkish Bath....Shower...... I asked them if they had a chip or batteries like the Energiser Bunny, but they have trouble understanding commercials. They don't know what they're supposed to be buying! So they don't really know what the Energiser Bunny is. I did explain..... then they muttered something about stupid pitiful humans and told me to kneel before my gods.

:evil: :evil:


I don't think that Jaffa-Jim's clones are from NID..... I think they've been 'planted' by a rival company to get information from us.

Just gimme the word Gemmie and me and the Cronoses will kill 'em :dead:

 

[peachy]

my daniel clones are dry teasted and wet tested
and they definatly don't run on batteries:evil:
...peachy

 

[Highlander II]

Major Hottie clones are tested on land, sea, and air -- no batteries required -- they're all set and ready to go --

btw - any new orders come in for these guys? they're starting to look a little 'left out' --- (not of my party - i take them out and play w/ them every day - but they wanna see the world!)


:naughty:

H2

 

[Anni]

Keep 'em occupied H2....... I make sure that my Cronos clones don't feel left out or not wanted. I want them......!!!!

They do sometimes have irresistible urges to go out and conquer planets and trample all underfoot though! I usually wave kneepads at them and say words like...... steam room..... and their eyes glaze over.....



:evil: :evil:

 

[Highlander II]

hmmmm -- perhaps i need to find a vice like those knee pads for Major Hottie clones --- hmmmmmmmmmm

what turns on guys from the Pentagon anyway??? :naughty:

hehe -- i think i can come up with something ------


H2

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SEND IN THE CLONES!

Wow, Yeah!
I must have gotten my clone order interecepted and filled by someone OTHER THAN N.I.D. ( I'm sorry I've been such a bad little Jaffa-having to be taken aside and explained how out of touch I am with reality I am-battery operated clones indeed! I deserve to be spanked-don't I? Yes, I definitely need to be taught a lesson-maybe just a few whacks on the rear end? No? I can be worse what would it take to get me spanked?)-I think my order was intercepted, 'cuz just as I was chillin' with all four of my fine female clones, they said they had a special surprise coming through the 'Gate for me-when I looked up, Apophus was coming through. He said he wanted to make me his Queen, and I don't go that way (not that there's anything wrong with that) so I gave him a quick knee to the Apophsticles and a Jaffa Jab and he was out for the count! I sent the 5 of them through the gate to the Nox-they'll help out ol' Jaffa Jim. I'll sure miss those clones though-sigh, now I'll be so lonely.

Jaffa-Jim

 

[Anni]

Um...... spanking? You want someone to spank you? Perhaps you should volunteer to test the Osiris clones then. I think Osiris looks as though he/she might like to dress up as a schoolgirl and wield a whip!

:evil: :evil:

She/He could possibly fulfil all of your wildest dreams!

 

[Morrigan]

Major Hottie H2? I'm late, so that would be Major Paul Davis? Pentagon Paul? Number 3 in my "Sexy Guys Of Stargate Command" calander (on sale now!). He's August. He's wearing his Class C's...with the arms cut off...... <drool>

Excuse me, I just saw Jack in his Class A's...... oh god, get me a mop, or wlse we are going to be flooded.

I hope General Ryan doesn't see what his soldiers are doing here. Well, their clones in any case.