N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[Gemsong]

Ignore the crazies, Julie.

Your Action Daniel should arrive in about ten minutes. I hope you enjoy.

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

YOU ARE ALL SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME-Damn, there goes my cap lock again-it would seem that neither my clones, NOR my keyboard work right!
My Hathor clone needs an adjustment-she keeps referring to me as "the one with the crown of marble"-which is OK, but in bed, couldn't she just call me Daddy or something? Question: Have the ladies been having any of these problems with their male clones? Maybe the female ones are just too willful-the next design should incorporate an attitude adjustment-something along the lines of "You poor dear, did you have to work with all those terrible criminals all day long? Let me draw a nice hot bath, give you a back rub and cook you dinner". Come to think of it, that was my ex-girlfriend-what the hell was I thinking?

 

[imported_Bee]

I don't know what to tell you Jaffa-Jim, my clones are just fine. My Daniel's give great back rubs and run for the candles when ever it's bath time.:naughty:

Gemmy, do we have a user manual we can send Jaffa-Jim? It sounds like he needs some help.

 

[jsc]

All my clones are fine, Jaffa-Jim. I am really glad that I have two Janets as one if looking after my poor klutzy Daniel clone full time!
and the other is working less although she has all those others to look after. You must need a manual, because I am having no troubles.

And Bee, my Teal'c clones gives the best back rubs.....!

 

[Anni]

I don't seem to have a problem with the Cronos clones either. Once they understood that getting down on their knees could be a pleasurable experience, I had trouble getting them up onto their feet again.

And jsc..... mutual back rubs are the best........ preferably with lots of baby oil.........

Jaffa-Jim obviously requires a more subserviant class of clone... The Cronos clones tell me that they have an abundance of very subserviant female slaves in their palaces and does Jaffa-Jim want them to send him a few?

They seem to prefer a more exciting sort of female....

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Send him a bloody manual, for god's sake Gemmie!

And Jaffa-Jim, when Hathor refers to your 'crown of marble' just make sure that you're both referring to the same part of your anatomy!

:evil: :evil: :naughty: :naughty:

 

[Highlander II]

Kat - when Morrigan says 'white wifebeater' - she means those tank top looking t-shirt things that some guys wear (tho some who wear them should actually not - they should wear much much more clothing to hide what we don't wanna see) --


so -- Morrigan -- shipment sent -- all the Major Hottie clones have been tested and dressed according to your demanding style --

enjoy!!!

sorry - but management denied the condiment request -- you'll have to go to the store and purchase your own condiments --

(There was a 'chocolate' problem earlier that i heard about - something about melting b4 arrival - i don't know - it sounded messy )

H2

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Anni
And Jaffa-Jim, when Hathor refers to your 'crown of marble' just make sure that you're both referring to the same part of your anatomy!

:redface: :blush: :laugh2: :rolly2:

 

[KatDonovan]

Hey, H2!

Thanks for the translation!

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan
Hey, H2!

Thanks for the translation!

no prob - so - how many do you want??

oh - and the last few of the fax-machine obsessed clones want to know how you liked the faxes you received the other day -- (no, they still won't tell me what they sent)

 

[Gemsong]

:digs around the supply closet. Finds an owner's manual and blows the thick layer of dust off of it.:

Here you go Jim. You kept this up and we're taking away your tester priviledges. You keep breaking them and the back log for female clones is backing up. Not good business.

 

[Morrigan]

Sorry for not being here to play translator Kat. (how did you get your job? Don't even know what a wifebeater is ) Just kidding!

H2's right, but an easier way to describe a wifebeater is a muscle shirt that is tight against the body. <eg> mental images are bad right now. I think I need to get Major Hottie and Action Daniel to come out and play

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
Sorry for not being here to play translator Kat. (how did you get your job? Don't even know what a wifebeater is ) Just kidding!

H2's right, but an easier way to describe a wifebeater is a muscle shirt that is tight against the body. <eg> mental images are bad right now. I think I need to get Major Hottie and Action Daniel to come out and play

you call tight shirts on muscular bodies a 'bad mental image'? are you sure you're feeling okay???

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Highlander II


no prob - so - how many do you want??

oh - and the last few of the fax-machine obsessed clones want to know how you liked the faxes you received the other day -- (no, they still won't tell me what they sent)

OH, Yeah! I got those faxes H2! What HAVE you been letting those boys watch on TV anyway!?!?

Tell them they can send me faxes like that anytime, tho I don't think half of their suggestions are anatomically possible!!! :blush:

Better yet, send me those last few fax obsessed clones and we'll work it out together :naughty::evil:

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
Sorry for not being here to play translator Kat. (how did you get your job? Don't even know what a wifebeater is ) Just kidding!

H2's right, but an easier way to describe a wifebeater is a muscle shirt that is tight against the body. <eg> mental images are bad right now. I think I need to get Major Hottie and Action Daniel to come out and play

You know, now that I know the translation for that, it makes an ironic kind of sense. All those old movies where the guy beat up on his wife, he usually wore those white shirts.

OH, and Major Hottie and Action Daniel in those tight white shirts?*drool* Umm, what an incredible image :naughty: :naughty:

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan


OH, Yeah! I got those faxes H2! What HAVE you been letting those boys watch on TV anyway!?!?

Tell them they can send me faxes like that anytime, tho I don't think half of their suggestions are anatomically possible!!! :blush:

Better yet, send me those last few fax obsessed clones and we'll work it out together :naughty::evil:

awwwww man -- they must have gotten a hold of my Jarod (from the Pretender) muse's copy of the Kama Sutra -- i told Jarod muse not to leave that thing lying around --- geeeeezzzz --

last of the fax - obsessed Major Hottie clones coming your way b/c man -- i don't even WANT to know what they are up to ---

i brought some others to work w/ me - and they are trying to figure out the large air fans that were brought in b/c the AC stopped working in my dept -- i just hope they don't stick their fingers in the fans -- that could get really messy -----

 

[KatDonovan]

Well, my Fax-obsessed, kinky Major Hottie clones have arrived! Don't expect to see me for awhile, they said they have lots of things to teach me:naughty::blush:

Later all!



:blush: :blush: :blush: WOW!!

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan
Well, my Fax-obsessed, kinky Major Hottie clones have arrived! Don't expect to see me for awhile, they said they have lots of things to teach me:naughty::blush:

Later all!



WOW!!

enjoy ---


anyone else need and kinky Major Hottie clones?

all i have to do is bring them to work, or subject them to my abused fanfic muses -- they'll pick up all kinds of stuff -----

oh - and they don't have to watch tv to get like that -- they just have to sit through one therapy session of my poor fanfic muses - they'll be pretty messed up ----

don't worry -- i keep a few away from all of those things so there are some pristine Major Paul Davis, Pentagon - SGC liason extrordinaire hanging around too ---

 

[Morrigan]

H2, you got me wrong. I meant I was having bad thoughts about my clones in wifebeaters. Naughty thoughts, the only kind to have

 

[Morrigan]

SANDMAN GOT A NEW AVATAR!!!!! Aww, I liked the Harry avatar

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by Highlander II


enjoy ---


anyone else need and kinky Major Hottie clones?

all i have to do is bring them to work, or subject them to my abused fanfic muses -- they'll pick up all kinds of stuff -----

oh - and they don't have to watch tv to get like that -- they just have to sit through one therapy session of my poor fanfic muses - they'll be pretty messed up ----

don't worry -- i keep a few away from all of those things so there are some pristine Major Paul Davis, Pentagon - SGC liason extrordinaire hanging around too ---

My first Major Davis is like that, Cool, smooth, professional, Pentagon Paul, but these last few, WHEW Quite a difference I don't mind telling you.

Hmmm,
Professional Pentagon Paul
Kinky Major Hottie

Both sides of the coin:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: