N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan


I want one in full-on Class A's, one in Class B's, one in black leather <eg>, and the last HAS to be in a white wife-beater and boxers.

Umm, translation please

The black leather, and the boxers I understand, but could you translate the others for me. Haven't the foggiest idea what you're wanting there

Gemmy send me one of those Action Daniel's too. I think I deserve one after filling all the clothes orders, expecially Morrigan's LOL

BTW, do we make an action Major Davis? If so SEND ME ONE NOW PLEASE, if not WE SHOULD!
Hmm, hunky Major Hottie with big....biceps:naughty:, a tight black T-shirt and snug-fitting cargos...mmmm:naughty:

 

[Anni]

Okay Gemmie...... the next batch of Cronos clones you send me to test will not need to wear anything. I'll take them the way I like ALL my men.....

Naked and chained to something...... preferably me.

Okay, okay...... *Anni pouts and sulks just a little bit* I just thought that we seemed to be having a 'whose the sickest little puppy contest' and I thought I would get my shout in.

*Aside to Cronos clones...... No it's all right you guys, you don't need to get dressed yet! You look just fine as you are!*

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by KatDonovan


Umm, translation please

The black leather, and the boxers I understand, but could you translate the others for me. Haven't the foggiest idea what you're wanting there

Gemmy send me one of those Action Daniel's too. I think I deserve one after filling all the clothes orders, expecially Morrigan's LOL

BTW, do we make an action Major Davis? If so SEND ME ONE NOW PLEASE, if not WE SHOULD!
Hmm, hunky Major Hottie with big....biceps:naughty:, a tight black T-shirt and snug-fitting cargos...mmmm:naughty:

mmmmmm ---- "action" major Davis -- hmmm -- we SO should have one of those!!! oh - and if we're gonna dress him like that - shouldn't he be allowed to sport the goatee??? i mean - he won't be in uniform -- but - guess we gotta get clearance from management first -- Gemmy -- where are you?? there's a request for a new line of Major Hot.... Davis ------


yeah - Morrigan is pretty demanding w/ her clothing orders -- (btw - loved the bandana comment -- it makes Daniel's green cargo's - ya know?)

 

[Gemsong]

:noticing all the management memos in my inbox:

Ye gods people, what are you trying to do to me?

:stamps DENIED on the condiments request:

That'll just bring up the chocolate issue again. I don't have FDA approval to ship food items [or at least items that are labeled food. Don't wanna know what people really use them for].

Action Davis come with or without goatee. I want with of course.

The first Action Daniels came out in the desert cammies per the first episode of the 5th Season. I may start lusting after him after all after watching that episode 10 times. Lock and load me, Baby.

Anni, you are still our favorite sick puppy, but Jim is threatening your title. Work on that.

:foolishly stamps approval on the rest:

:goes back on chewing on my foot which was inserted in my mouth at the beginning of this thread.:

 

[KatDonovan]

Alrighty!! Peachy ship me one Action Daniel with desert cammies a la Enemies!!

H2 Send out one Action Major Davis, with goatee, tight black t-shirt and snug cargos!!!

OH HAPPY DAY!!!


*Kat does her happy dance, with her clones of course*

 

[imported_Bee]

Originally posted by Gemsong
The first Action Daniels came out in the desert cammies per the first episode of the 5th Season. I may start lusting after him after all after watching that episode 10 times. Lock and load me, Baby.

As one of the first recipients of this line I can tell you the Action Daniels are fantastic

 

[Anni]

AWWWWW!!!!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!

LOL *Anni breaks out into guffaws*

Jaffa-Jim is just a bloody bloke for cryin out loud....... he didn't even cotton on that his clones were fake, and even when he has them he can't make 'em work and sends 'em back.

How many has he gone thru? And do we count the ones with chips in 'em.......? And me and my Cronos hitman team took out the baddie firm. You wouldn't have sent Jaffa-Jim...... he'd have started hitting on the robot clones, 'cos you've got more sense than to send a mere stripling to do a woman's job!

But can Bee get any more kneepads.......? They're busy ripping up my carpets and making their own. Very inventive, but the big holes in the carpet look awful.

:evil: :evil:

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SEND IN THE CLONES!

Hey, let's get something straight-NO ONE WILL EVER BE SICKER THAN JAFFA-JIM! Damn, got the cap lock stuck again! And there I go w/ the exclamation points!
So I'm just a bloke huh? I break all my clones huh? Oh, um you're right about those two, never mind.
So what do I have to do to be sickest of the sick? How about if I order a Sam clone in that outfit from "Emancipation"(Y'know, that belly dancer looking thingy?), then get out my leather pants and suspenders and my old handcuffs from when I was with the Police Department-shall I go further, or are you convinced just how sick and deranged my symbiote makes me?
Yes, I am the man-Bwah HAH HAH HAH!!!!!
See what happens when I forget to take my medicine?
LOL
Jaffa-James
PS check out the attached file with me and my Sam clone-her in evening gear and me in Northeast winter gear.

 

[Anni]

Um don't look now Jaffa-Jim, but you have a caterpillar or something crawling on your chin!

And Sam looks totally wasted........ I thought the police department didn't approve of 'date-rape' drugs! Does that red nose and cheesy grin mean that she's a secret gin tippler or maybe a tequila slammer......?

You're young yet...... You'll learn.

AS for suspenders, well I bet mine are prettier.......not to mention the thigh high black leather boots I've got.

*Now..... where did I put the custard?"

:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

Wow, you got me there
The caterpillar was an expiremental thing-an Egyptian style beard gone all wrong-no longer having to worry about facial hair in my new job, I went a little wacky-also got 20 pounds heavier, but thank goodness that's all over with!
I bow to your superior kinkiness-I can see by your comments that my idea of kink is something on the order of 2+2=3 and a half, while your math is right on the money.
And yes, I did corrupt Sam with some alcohol-she said the SGC doesn't allow drining and I said, "Hey baby, this isn't the SGC, it's Jaffa-Jim" The rest is history.
By the way, custard leaves stains on leather if you're not careful!
Jaffa-James

 

[KatDonovan]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

Oh, um, by the way-
Did you say thigh high leather boots? Tell me more!

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS

I don't know what ROTFLMOE means

 

[Morrigan]

Kat, I'll explain Class A/B for ya... I want my clones to be dead sexy!

Class A's are the dress uniforms (dress blues, air force; dress greens <drools as she thinks of Ft Leonardwood> for army). You know what those look like

Class B's are the slightly more relaxed uniforms. I believe in Prodigy, Sam was wearing Class B's (I may be wrong...they COULD be Class C's, but I doubt it). They are what we usually see Major Hottie in. They're pretty much Class A's, sans jacket.

If Action Daniel is in the desert cammies, you should sent him out with the green bandana... I wasn't the only one who saw what it does to us When he takes his glasses off.....<has slipped into memories of The First Ones and Double Jeopardy with a glassless and bandana'ed Danny> Man, that clone better get here quick! I'm going to make him take that jacket off like the org-Danny did in Maternal Instinct. I want to see b-b-b-biceps!

 

[KatDonovan]

Re: YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS

Originally posted by Jaffa-Jim
I don't know what ROTFLMOE means

hehe it means Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off!!


LOL

Ft. Leonardwood? Been there recently?

Ok, I'm getting the picture on the Class A's and B's thing, but what the hell is a white wifebeater? You totally lost me on that one

 

[imported_Bee]

ROTFLMAO :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Anni and Jaffa-Jim, I do believe you both are Cracked!

Anni- I guess I will just have to goto another ballgame to get you those kneepads. The things I must do for my friends. Having to go sit in the sun, drink beer and watch all those cute bottoms when they bend over. You know your asking a lot, but I'll do it just for you. What are friends for?

 

[Anni]

There are a few cute butts here too and I have a sudden yen for a Cronos dressed in black leather gear to match my thigh length soft black kinky leather boots......

And I'm very careful with the custard Jaffa-Jim!

:rolly2: :evil:

Then I'll take my black leather Cronos to work with me and stand over him in my boots, a leather basque and with a big whip while he does my filing for me!

:evil: :evil:

*Anni cracks the whip "Take that! Don't you KNOW that M comes before P, you worthless slob?"*

Then I'll kiss it all better........

:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[imported_Bee]

ROTFLMAO!

Anni, I really like you:laugh2: :laugh2:

I'm gonna try to get you those kneepads A.S.A.P.

 

[julie]

... lol!!

I heard in a different thread that there is a new line of Action Daniels, can I have one please!

 

[KatDonovan]

LOL

All I can say right now is YOU GO ANNI!!

Kat:rolly2: