N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[KatDonovan]

Um, I hesitate to ask this question JSC, but what do you need all those clones for?

Just a little curious

Kat

 

[imported_Nemesis]

personal enjoyment kat

i mean picture this, u and sam (or jack or danny if ur female) alone in the house:naughty:

 

[Gemsong]

It still amazes me who makes their way over to this thread. I won't mention all the anonymous orders I get.

PEOPLE CHECK YOUR INBOXES!!!!

There are orders in there for your clones. Where they go only I know since I'm the one who gets the pm's. I feel like such a figurehead around here.

Jsc! Nice to see you. Quite a large first time order you have there.

Does anybody know who was testing the Teal'c clones?

 

[imported_Bee]

Peachy-Thank you for my order.

Gemmy- You did say something about a new line of 'Action Daniel's' didn't you? I'll take 3.

 

[jsc]

What you guys ask me about the order and haven't been to round robin part 2 yet? Perhaps I will start parts of my own....sgc... and soon will need allies for my people.
See below order!
1) Jacob/Selmak in Tok'Ra and carrying a USAF Generals uniform... two stars
1) Major Paul Davis (full uniform and casual clothes also) See I didn't forget!
1) Tech Sargeant Siler and equipment
1) Walter HARRIMAN Davis and computer and side arm.
1) Master Bra'tac Jaffa armor and robe with zat and Staff Weapon
more later....

 

[imported_Bee]

Ummmmmm, JSC, in that round robin didn't all of the clones disappear?

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

Hey, what are you trying to pull? I just received my Teal'c and Jack clones-I bought them for defense just in case Apophis decided to come through my 'Gate if I forgot to close my Iris. I came home from work today and there they are, "testing" each other-apparently they were using my computer while I was at work and saw something about needing to test the clones-so they decided to test each other-not that there's anything wrong with that. Obviously they are defective-I'm hosing them off and sending them back-please credit my account. No, actually, I'll take a couple of those women from "Brief Candle"-they look like they need testing.
P.S.-I let my clones go on a little vacation wherever the 'Gate could take them and now they're telling me about some overweight bald guy with a beard-they can see him, but I can't-any ideas?
Jumpin' Jaffa-James

 

[imported_Bee]

LOL

Jaffa-Jim, you seem to have a problem with all of your clones.

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

Maybe I'm just a little too, um, hard on them.
Hee Hee

 

[Gemsong]

Bee, your Action Daniels are on their way. Brand new. And very hunky.

Jim, I don't think it's the clones. We need to sit you down for an evaluation. We never had any problems until you showed up.

:smacks him on the head: Be nice ore no more clones for you, my lad.

Jsc.... I worry about you.

Where am I and how did I get here?

 

[imported_Bee]

Originally posted by Gemsong
Where am I and how did I get here?

You are the fearless leader of the N.I.D and you got to this point because, like most of the rest of us, at some point you opened mouth and inserted foot.

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

Hey, thanks for the abuse-actually I probably could use a good evaluation-prescription drug therapy, etc. I shouldn't transfer my problems onto the clones-I'm a bad Jaffa and I'm sorry.

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by jsc
What you guys ask me about the order and haven't been to round robin part 2 yet? Perhaps I will start parts of my own....sgc... and soon will need allies for my people.
See below order!
1) Jacob/Selmak in Tok'Ra and carrying a USAF Generals uniform... two stars
1) Major Paul Davis (full uniform and casual clothes also) See I didn't forget!
1) Tech Sargeant Siler and equipment
1) Walter HARRIMAN Davis and computer and side arm.
1) Master Bra'tac Jaffa armor and robe with zat and Staff Weapon
more later....

Sorry - haven't been able to do a lot of reading lately - busy busy busy at work -- (and testing major davis clones)

(glad to see you didn't forget -- ) Major Hottie clones tested and ready for shipment Gemmy --- (they're a little upset i had to drag them away from the fax machine tho -- maybe we should give each of them one? )

JSC's w/ Full uniform and casual clothes (as long as the clothing dept is on the ball) -- set for shipment --- enjoy! (also included in your shipment JSC - the photocopies they made from the other day)

later!!
Highlander II

 

[Morrigan]

H2: Psychic

I want 4 (just for now) Major Hottie/Pentagon Paul clones, please. If the paticular ones you send me have an infatuation with fax machines, tell them about my copier/printer/stapler/fax/table top machine. They can use it all they want.

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
H2: Psychic

I want 4 (just for now) Major Hottie/Pentagon Paul clones, please. If the paticular ones you send me have an infatuation with fax machines, tell them about my copier/printer/stapler/fax/table top machine. They can use it all they want.

we here at NID, Inc aim to please ---


Major Hottie/Pentagon Paul tested and ready for shipment --

now - did you want 4 identical clones, or did you want them dressed differently -- or are you ordering the wardrobe package from Kat's department?? The Major Davis clones come in standard AF uniform by default, but other options are available.

and these clones still have the obsession w/ the copier/fax machines - so -- you're nifty gadget should keep them occupied for a while. <eg>

H2 - the Psychic Major Davis tester

 

[Morrigan]

I think I need to order some more clones here people. I need some for my other place of residence. Don't want to without some when I get there.

I'll be needing the following:
2 Daniel's (keep in stock, I'll be ordering more)
1 Action Daniel (wanna see how they compare )
2 Jack's (can I get him with a black cable knit sweater and soft, faded blue jeans?)
3 Teal'c's (need one around at all times to protect me from sumoner)
1 Sam (mearly to make me cool toys)
2 Major Hottie/Pentagon Paul's (do they come with condiments, re: honey?)
1 Graham Simmons (See Martouf)
1 Narim (See Martouf)
2 Martouf's (1 for me, 1 for Sam... I want REALLY cool toys)
1 Sokhar for mutual evil and voice throwing (see in syndication)
1 Schroedinger (for my pets)
1 of that puppy Jack gave Cassie (didn't she name it Dog?)
1 Tank of Danny's fish (want my anthropuppy happy)
1 Hammond to trade quips with Jack (always good for a laugh)
1 Janet Fraiser (needs to be able to fix these guys)

If I need anyting else, I know where to look

PS: Pudge Athena (my big ol' puppy dog is asleep on her back on the love seat with her back legs askew and front paws propped up in the air with the pillows. It's so cute.

 

[Morrigan]

Originally posted by Highlander II
-- now - did you want 4 identical clones, or did you want them dressed differently -- or are you ordering the wardrobe package from Kat's department?? The Major Davis clones come in standard AF uniform by default, but other options are available.

I want one in full-on Class A's, one in Class B's, one in black leather <eg>, and the last HAS to be in a white wife-beater and boxers.

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan


I want one in full-on Class A's, one in Class B's, one in black leather <eg>, and the last HAS to be in a white wife-beater and boxers.

i hope the wardrobe department is paying close attn --

<tosses hockey puck at Kat> Hey! wake up! you gotta dress these guys!!

4 Major Hottie clones comin' you're way, Morrigan --

(i'll get to the other order in a sec)

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan

2 Major Hottie/Pentagon Paul's (do they come with condiments, re: honey?)

hmmmm -- Gemmy! - have we filled orders of this type b4?? condiment accessories?? i'm sure it can be done -- just gotta check w/ management first ---

so - i take it this is 2 in addition to the 4 you already ordered? not a problem -- 2 more Major Davis clones tested and ready for shipment ---


(Kat - i think Morrigan is beating you out here - you may want to catch up!!)

 

[Morrigan]

I think I should pick what I want everybody else to wear, now that I think of it.

Does the Action Daniel come in the black shirt, desert cammies; or in TIGHT black shirt, forest cammies? What about the green bandana? That is a must have accessory.

Jack <drools just thinking> has to be in Class A's for the second clone. Jack....in dress blues....<drool>

Sam has to be dressed like a granny (the more clothes the better).

The rest can come standard. I'll dress them as deemed appropriate when they get here