N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[Highlander II]

speaking of clones --- can i get a 'scruffy' Jack clone?? sans that stupid knit hat that he insists on wearing???


oh - just my note on last night's ep --- skip it! it was terrible -- the best parts of the whole thing were 'action' daniel and 'scruffy' Jack --- (no spoilers - those two guys are in all the eps) -- ugh - i was so depressed after seeing Colonel Butt(insert expletive here)hole that i had to drag out "Foothold" to cheer myself up -- Go Major Hottie!!!

 

[imported_Bee]

Have to agree with the ep. The only good thing for me was Danny had his jacket off most of it

 

[KatDonovan]

Yup, and Daniel did get a really good sarcastic line in this one too

I'm really liking sarcastic action Daniel!

 

[CynVision]

do we have to have a 'scruffy' Jack? Somehow that's not as cute sounding as something like 'cabin-in-the-woods' Jack or 'gone fishing' Jack.

:blush: Back under my rock I go!
:naughty: :monkee:

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by CynVision
do we have to have a 'scruffy' Jack? Somehow that's not as cute sounding as something like 'cabin-in-the-woods' Jack or 'gone fishing' Jack.

:blush: Back under my rock I go!
:naughty: :monkee:

well -- 'cabin in the woods' Jack and 'gone fishing' Jack are completely different from 'scruffy' Jack --

'cabin' and 'fishing' imply that he's prepared to either - hang out at the cabin, or go fishing - so 'fishing' Jack would have a pole, tackle box, and bait; 'cabin' Jack would be dressed in flannel, probably w/ an ax for chopping wood, and a few other essentials.

however, 'scruffy' Jack would just be Jack (regular Jack) but he hasn't shaved in a couple days, his hair's a bit out of place and he's dressed in the fatigues - and he comes w/ that stupid hat - i just requested that mine be sent w/o the hat - i hate it -- it looks stupid -- oh - 'scruffy' Jack, i suppose, would also be equipped w/ his P90 and such -- just to complete the look --


should we have a clone fashion show?? ie: is the wardrobe dept up to something like that??? hehehehehehe---

 

[KatDonovan]

I'm up to it H2!

Got a fully stocked wardrobe and changing room available at any time.

Ooh, now that I think about it that sounds like fun

 

[jsc]

I'd love a fashion show! All the variety of clones present and that might serve as a good start for your Clone Catalogue!:rolly2:

 

[Anni]

Unfortunately, the Cronos clones have refused to do a fashion show. They said that it offended their dignity as a System Lord and a God! Maybe because they have no sense of style at all, although they quite like Levi Jeans and tee shirts. Their main complaint is that modern human fashions don't allow for ease of access.

And then they gave me a demonstration......

:blush: :blush: :evil:

and very nice it was too.

:naughty: :naughty:

 

[Highlander II]

well - guess we could have each of the testers list the versions of the clone they test --

ie:


Major Paul "Hottie" Davis --

we have your standard issue Davis in his class B's
and Davis in Class A's --

then, there's Leather Davis, goatee/casual Davis, boxers/wife-beater Davis, and action Davis that comes either w/ or w/o goatee

and of course - other versions available on request ----

 

[peachy]

oh this sounds good now let me think how many daniels i test

theres: 'The action daniels'
'The long haired daniels'
'The short haired daniels'
'The sweet daniels'
'The beneath the surface daniels'
'The abs power daniels'

...peachy

 

[CynVision]

*** Cynvision peeks out from under her rock.***

What did I start?!

 

[Anni]

You get back underneath your rock, you shameless creature, or I'll set the Cronos clones on you!!

:rolly2: :evil: :laugh2:

 

[Highlander II]

anni - be nice -

oh - and list the types of Cronos clones we have - or do they only come in "system lord"??


oh - speaking of snake heads -- can i get a Heru'ur clone? (yeah, i know he's dead, but he was a cool character)

 

[imported_Bee]

Originally posted by CynVision
*** Cynvision peeks out from under her rock.***

What did I start?!

Hunnie, Come out from under that rock. You might as well join the fun. I have my popcorn and soda, so start the show.

BTW, did anyone check to make sure Kat drilled holes....ummm, I mean didn't drill holes in the changing room walls. Wouldn't want anyone watching the clones change

 

[Anni]

I was being nice! :evil:

I am always nice. The Cronos clones think I'm nice too. But they still won't appear in a fashion show.

For the record, there are only two types of Cronos clone:

1. System Lord Cronos

2. Supremely Influential System Lord Cronos

They both look exactly the same, but the latter one makes a lot more demands.

Of course there is also the dead kind of System Lord Cronos, but we never mention him.

:dead:

Since I like the Goa'uld, does that mean that I also have to test the Heru-Ur clones? Because I will if Gemmie wants me too. It's a rough job, but someone has to do it!!!!

Of course, I would have to keep the two types of System Lord clones apart, but what the heck, I can do that!



:evil:

 

[Gemsong]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Anni, you're shameless.

However, if I may remind you (Would you? Go Slow.-Daniel "Accension") I once offered you the Heru-Ur clones and you turned me down. Said you had no interest and you were far too busy. So there.

I always thought he was the sexiest of the system lords anyway.

The current Jack selections:

Action Jack
Bad to the Bone Jack
Sweet Jack
Casual Leather Jack
Hockey Jack
Fishing Jack
Cabin Jack
Scruffy Jack
Brighter than he looks Jack
Massuse Jack
Camping Jack
Speedo Jack

These are the best sellers. Special requests are available

Jack testing can be exhausting.

 

[imported_Bee]

Originally posted by Gemsong
Jack testing can be exhausting.

Is that how you hurt your back?

 

[CynVision]

Shirts

Gemsong, I feel another t-shirt design coming to a computer near me. Keep posting those comprehensive lists.

Brighter than he looks Jack

FCOL! I'm dying. I loved that in Tangent. The "Uuuhhh. Hey, I've got rockets here!" look. Followed by "Rockets = nudging ability."

I didn't know you had those clones.

 

[Morrigan]

<skitters around like a weasle on crack>

What is going on here! So much to do, so little time!

I want a Cowboy Teal'c to go Country Thunder with me*! And a B-Boy Jack, fully equiped with cell, danny on Speed (hehe I said speed) dial, and truck.

H2, leave Q alone! We need a new villian, since we don't see Kinsey no more (well, lately).

If Anni is testing Cronos and and possibly Heru'ur, can I get dibs on Sokhar? He, too, may be dead, but since has death kept a good System Lord down!?

Anything Peachy tests, I'll take 2 of! She has such good taste in clones Can't wait to see what her fashion show clones are dressed in (or rather undressed in)

*tosses coupons in the air* If it isn't paranoia or ADD, Highlander, is it bi-polar disorder? I'm not very much like my own self right now!

WHEE! This all so shibby!

Morrigan
--thinks she is going to be sick in the morning with hangover like conditions.........<drop> Hmmph, batteries ust have finally let out.

* (everyone crowded under a beer tent supported by a big metal pole in a flash rain storm. The pole was struck by lightning and everyone got just a bit frazzled) Teal'c would say ot felt like a Zat blast. I'd giggle, and we'd get the hell out of Dodge. I hate modern country music.

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
<skitters around like a weasle on crack>

What is going on here! So much to do, so little time!

H2, leave Q alone! We need a new villian, since we don't see Kinsey no more (well, lately).

'like a weasel on crack'? i thought you WERE a weasel on crack?? j/k - you know i love ya, morri!!

i told you - Q is okay - but Colonel @$$hole can take a hike - the man irritates me -- and where the heck is his uniform?? he's a colonel right? how come he ain't dressed for it??? big dork --

i tried to watch that ep again -- fell asleep dontcha know -- it still sucked - scruffy jack and action daniel and all -- ick --- good thing Profiler was coming on and Bailey was kicking @$$ or i would have had to drive to my mom's house to locate my "Foothold" episode again (moving) -- ugh ----- stupid stupid bad bad episode of Stargate ---- (btw - only watched it again b/c i was reading on the RDA list that ppl liked it -- could not figure out for the life of me what THEY had seen - that ep sucked - and had the biggest friggin plot hole! - [plot hole also mentioned on RDA list] )<end rant again>

btw ------- need to add to my Jack collection -- can i get a casual leather Jack and a massuse Jack???