What's your favourite Jack quote?

[skoon]

"Hypnosis...you know I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken cluck like a dog stuff" (Fire & Water)

Jack: "I think I cracked a rib too"
Sam: "Why didn't you say somthing about it"
Jack: "I was afraid you'd try to put a split on it" (Solitudes)

Sam: "I didn't know you could cook"
Jack: "I can't, but my melted ice is to die for" (Solitudes)

Jack talking to Dr. Carter from alternate reality:
"Well exactly, you don't know any of us & we don't know you. For all we know you could be her evil twin...but then we'd be dealing with cliches & we know how I feel about those...[turns to Major Carter] no actually you know how I feel about those"
(Point of View)

"Well the combined IQ of Earth might go up a few points with two Carters around" (Point of View)

Jack talking to Daniel:
"Alright, so it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the Hell you're talking about?" (Point of View)

Dr. Carter & Major Carter are arguing:
"Ladies...Sams, we're all in this reality together" (Point of View)

"I'll never complain about mosquitos again" (Prodigy)

 

[imported_Sandman]

and don't forget
'We're thinking!'
in response to Urgo's 'Me or death. death or me.'-Urgo
:rolly2:

 

[{ACA} Spellcaster]

Ok I think the episodes called Demons....but I could be wrong....it's the one with the Unas that has taken on the role of the devil....

"Carter if I ever get the urge to help someone again....feel free to kick me."

then later in the same episode:

"Major, if Daniel ever feels the urge to help someone again, shoot him"

 

[Serena]

LOL!:rolly2:

an' in deadman's switch, where the bounty hunter dude asks jack, "u wanna know why i'm the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy?"
an' jack sez, "more than life itself"

 

[KatDonovan]

I like these from Tangent:

"I'm sure Teal'c just decided to take her for a spin...around the world."

"just let me do the math..."

"You know, I've already done that 'freezing to death' thing, and it's JUST not as enjoyable as it sounds."

"24 minus 12!"

just watched that one again last night

 

[Serena]

heehee, that was a gud epi, i ain't got n e s4 epis on tape!

best jack quote of all time.........."for cryin' out loud!"
i'm starting to say that an awful lot now too.........

 

[Highlander II]

i say 'for cryin' out loud' all the time --

and i use 'ya think' more than ever -- don't really know why --


Jack to (i think) Maj Carter in Foothold --- (guess it's gotta be Carter b/c Davis was there when Jack did it)

"I don't know, but when i pulled that thing off her head, her evil twin came running."

(just watched Foothold again - went on a Major Davis spree - watched 3 of the 6 eps he's in -- A Matter of Time, Foothold, Nemesis, Small Victories, Tangent, and Into the Fire - if anyone's curious)

H2

 

[KatDonovan]

LOL

Jack to Janet in Foothold :" how is a needle in my butt, going to get the water out of my ear?"

Jack to the nurse about to give him the shot: "really jam it in this time"

 

[skoon]

I'd forgotten those needle quotes from Foothold, thanks for the laughs.

"No Sir??? does it say Colonel ANYWHERE on my uniform?" (the First Commandment)

"Come on, get me out of here. Tell you what, let me put it nicely. Get me the HELL out of here" (Cold Lazarus)

"Well look who's here. Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff. You know, it would be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal." (Shades of Grey)

Jack: "Just so we are clear on this, Sir, it's going to be me, Teal'c, and the great outdoors. That means no cell phones, no fax machines, not another living soul for miles. We'll be unavailable, inaccessible..."
G. Hammond: "incommunicado"
Jack: "Minnissota, Sir"
G. Hammond: "I stand corrected"
Jack: "If there's an emergency back at the base, better plan ahead and tell me now. If Thor needs me, he's going to have to been me up. If the Tok'ra, forget it." (The Curse)

 

[imported_Sandman]

Oh, the ones from The Curse were hilarious!:rolly2:

 

[Vera]

See also the same thread here:
http://www.ascifi.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=766&pagenumber=1

 

[Morrigan]

Hope this isn't something I just read....
Do you want to exlain? Teal'c's confused.

or conversely:
Daniel: ...so you see where I'm going with this.
Jack: Explain it anyways (Children of the Gods)

The whole scene in Enemy Within between Kowalski and Jack about which planet they want to go to.

And I just LOVE the scene in Maternal Instinct when Jack has to say: Daniel, shoes.

And there was a look he gave in that ep that I just flutter over but I can't recall exactly where it is. I'll have to re-watch that ep so I can tell you. It was inside the temple, just before a commercial break in syndication (I only saw s4 on cable). I think it was when Daniel decided to stay inside and learn, or I dunno. I have to watch it now to just to figure out where it is.

 

[skoon]

Quick, get me to a doctor, something must be wrong, I didn't watch...not one...episode of Stargate today!!! Shocking.

Well, I can't remember which ep it was but Jack says something like:

'sorry, you're barking up the wrong genius'

 

[Rowan]

Didn't watch Stargate today...

I've gotten so spoiled with tapes and DVD's that I'm plastering Post-a-Notes all over the house to remind me to tape Friday's Season 5 opener.

I shall most surely commit sepaku if I forget that one.

 

[skoon]

Hey Rowan,

Haven't heard you in days. Of course I haven't been staying up until 5am becasue I've been busy getting up early for interviews. 'Tis only 1:40 now but I have a feeling I'm going to hear about the job tomorrow morning...they had the nerve to wake me at 8:30 this morning to ask for references. If I get it, I get to move to Richmond...goody, closer to GateCon...

Well, hopefully lots more new Jack quotes on Friday. If you miss the Season opener, I know that the show is being uploaded onto the internet on Friday night/Sat. Morning. I'm going to have to resort to watching it on my computer as I don't get cable & I don't know if BCTV is going to start the new eps. at the same time (we usually keep up with the States).

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by skoon
Quick, get me to a doctor, something must be wrong, I didn't watch...not one...episode of Stargate today!!! Shocking.

Well, I can't remember which ep it was but Jack says something like:

'sorry, you're barking up the wrong genius'

i think this line is from Window of Opp -- b/c i think Jack says it when Daniel comes trotting along to tell him about the 400 pages of alien text --

 

[KatDonovan]

Re: Didn't watch Stargate today...

Originally posted by Rowan
I've gotten so spoiled with tapes and DVD's that I'm plastering Post-a-Notes all over the house to remind me to tape Friday's Season 5 opener.

I shall most surely commit sepaku if I forget that one.

Thank you for reminding me Rowan!!

I need to run to the store and get some new VCR Tapes, just for Stargate!!!

WOO HOO I CAN'T WAIT!!

 

[Highlander II]

you mean you don't have them ready and waiting??

(psst - neither do i, but that's b/c i don't have any money - so, gotta scrounge around and dig out some old tapes w/ stuff i don't want anymore)

 

[ShelbyS]

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[JAD]

i love your site shelby