What's your favourite Jack quote?

[skoon]

Season 4 Jackisms

"galactic badness. Huge." (The Surpent's Venom)

"Excuse my densness but what does this have to do with anything?" (The Surpent's Venom)

"Have you HEARD of IKEA?" (Chain Reaction)

"Hey kids, we're not parked in a red zone are we?" (Exodus)

"That guy is a living cliche" (Exodus)

"ya it's a Jaffa revenge thing" (Exodus)

"may-day, may-day, we're SO goin' in" (Exodus)

"That's good because according to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of...NO WHERE, give or take." (Exodus)

"This is SO the last time I help someone move" (Exodus)

 

[Serena]

LOL!

"Sir, request permission to beat the crap out of this man?" (Bane)
"Don't run with scissors..." (Urgo)
"OK, just don't Kr'ee......" (Upgrades)

 

[skoon]

Ahhhh, I love the don't run with scissors one! Don't remember that one, I'll have to go watch that ep again.

 

[Serena]

it's at the very beginning of urgo. u gonna be watchin' that epi now? have a good time........

 

[Amethyst444]

"Little brain damage along the way?" (Jack to Daniel in Prisoners)

JACK: "Wasn't I just...."
SAM: "Killed."
JACK: "Killed as in...."
SAM: "Dead....same thing happened to us."
JACK: "Well......this is a surprise then."
(The Nox)

JACK: "Geek."
DANIEL: "Yes, you used to call me that."
JACK: "I was talkin' about you."
(Forever in a Day)

 

[SamInChicago]

There are a million Jack lines I love (especially that "really jam it in there this time" from Foothold), but I think my favorite is in Fire and Water.

Hammond: "You know that's my car."
Jack: "You really should get that fixed."

So excited about the season 5 premier, but I don't have cable, so a friend from work tapes it for me. I won't get to watch until Monday!! I know, some people have to wait much longer, but my weekend is going to seem like an eternity.

 

[SamInChicago]

Just thought of another one I love. Jack's pep talk to Sam before the fight in Emancipation.

"So when your back's up against the wall and there's no tomorow, just take one day at a time and remember, the bigger they are... etcetera."

I'm still searching my memory banks for more.

 

[skoon]

"We're here for you, ready to go, just say the word...no really just say the word" (Upgrade)

 

[KatDonovan]

"And, but, so, therefore...." To Sam in Dead Man's Switch.


I really, really like that one! It's so good and sarcastic. I use it all the time!

Kat

 

[skoon]

Spoiler, Season 5
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"I'm enjoying their style, shoot first send flowers later... works" (Enemies)

 

[skoon]

Season 4 Jackisms from Entity

Jack: "MALPs can't fly"
Danny:"aparently they can"
Jack: "Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff"

Jack: "Who put her in charge?"
GH: "The US Air Force"
Teal'c: "In medical matters Dr. Fraiser may over rule those of any
rank"
Jack: "I'm not gettin' all my memos

Danny: "It's obviously trying to survive"
Jack: "So do bacterial"
Sam: "Sir, its tryint to communicate"
Jack: "So do bac..."

"For the record, Sir, I want to blow it to Hell, these people want to chat with it"

 

[carkedit]

my fav quote would have to be...

Carkedit you know you are the only woman for me...

oh wait, I don't think he actually said that in the show...

try any of my sigs for a start.......

Carkedit :dead:

 

[Morrigan]

Actually, I heard that too, Cark. As I believe, it came from your quarters here at ASciFi.com late one night. I was walking the halls because I couldn't sleep, and heard it come from one of the rooms I passed. I was later informed it was your room

Morrigan

 

[Serena]

LOL!

 

[skoon]

Jack "So what's the bad news?"
GH: "you're sure not one for small talk are you Colonel"
Jack: "So how's your weekend, get any fishing in?" (The Enemy Within)

 

[imported_Nemesis]

god i just love jack quotes!
my favourites are probably from enemies (s5):

Selmak: Kree Lord Apophis I am Selmak of the Tok'ra - Commander of this ship.
O'Neill: Commander?
Jacob: You want to bicker about rank now?

O'Neill: I'm enjoying their style, shoot first and send flowers later. Works!

Selmak: I am Selmak of the Tok'ra commander of this ship.
O'Neill: You know we really should talk about this commander thing!

One of my favourite favourites:
Carter: This way sir it's not far.
O'Neill: Carter, how do you know where to go in a place like this?
Carter: I studied the Tok'ra specs of the ships whilst we were on Vorash.
O'Neill: You know how to have a good time don't you?
Carter: I'm having a good time now sir
O'Neill: You go girl.

My final one:
O'Neill: I believe someone said we're not gonna make it?
Jacob: Sam lets get the hyperdrive running
O'Neill: Excuse me, I distinctly remember someone saying "We're not gonna make it!" I think we made it.
Jacob: I'm sorry, I over reacted at the time it looked very much like we weren't going to make it.
O'Neill: Yes well maybe next time you'll just wait and see!
Jacob: And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?
O'Neill: What?
Carter: Welcome to my life.
O'Neill: What?

 

[Rowan]

Jack lines - spoilers for 4th season

I think my favorite is in "Prodigy" where he walks into Hammonds office to find Gen Ryan, Chief of Staff of the Air Force, standing there.

“Opening Dialog in Prodigyâ€

O’Neill: :Like to talk to you about this mission upon which we are about to embark. It seems a bit rediculous, deosn’t it?â€

Hammond: “Have you met General Ryan?â€

Gen Ryan: “Hello Colonel.â€

O’Neill: “ ‘The’ General Ryan? Chief of Staff?â€

Gen Ryan: “That’s right.â€

O’Neill: [to Hammond] “Shouldn’t there have been a memo or something?â€

Hammond: “You were off world.â€

O’Neill: “Ah ... yeah. So, ah, what brings you to our little secret base, Sir.â€

Gen Ryan: “That would be the rediculous mission you just mentioned.â€

Jack has the deceancy to look sheepish.

General Ryan look back like a father listening to his sone come up with some off the wall story.

O’Neill: “Of course.â€

Hammond: “I’m purposing M4C-862 become a perminant research station. I’d like you to make an assesment.â€

O’Neill: “ *The* General Ryan.?â€

Gen Ryan: “I’ve read a lot about you Colonel. From General Hammond’s reports.â€

O’Neill: “Yes... Sir?â€

Gen Ryan: “Thus far we like your work.â€

O’Neill: “Thank you , Sir. I like yours. Your Air Force. The Air Force. I love the Air Force.â€

Hammond: “Anything else, Colonel?â€

O’Neill: “No Sir. Actually I’d like to know how Daniel and Carter got out of this sss... very important mission.â€

Hammond: “Dr. Jackson is off world with SG-11. Major Cater is giving a lecture at the Air Force Academy in theoretical; astrophysics. If you’d care to take her place...?â€

O’Neill: “...No ...â€

Hammond: “Then you’re dismissed.â€

O’Neill: “Thank you, Sir. Sirs. Sh... Both of you.â€

O’Neill leaves the off post haste.

Gen Ryan: “Got your hands full with that one, eh, George?â€

Interesting points:

General Ryan is *the* General Michael E. Ryan, Current Air Force Chief of Staff. He was invited to the set and it was decided, if he was willing, he’d be written into the episode. Much fun was had by all.

In a later interview with RDA [n DVD #13, Region 2] Anderson started to ask the General if he’d ever really met airmen who were like ‘Jack O’Neill’ and before RDA could finish his sentance, the General replied “Oh yes... and worse!â€

 

[imported_Sandman]

thanks for those interesting points
that was one of my favorite scenes--in fact Prodigy had a lot of great lines. or at least Jack had a lot of funny lines

 

[skoon]

I was wondering about that. I remember seeing in the opening credits "General Ryan as himself". I thought that seen was so cute especially his line about having your hands full with that one.

 

[Rowan]

Gen. Ryan

Yeah, I did a serious double take when I first saw his face. "No... that can't be... sure looks like... well holy sh*t, it is!"

Looks like he had fun doing it.