Simpsons Quotes Thread!

[Pandæmonium]

lol. I know. funnig that one is, and Sinsitra .YES! And Friday too! !!!

Marge: Out of all the crazy idea you've had, this ranks somewhere in the...middle.

 

[Sinistra]

I'm gonna wathc the Simpsons, I'm gonna watch the Simpsons, I'm gonna watch the Simpsons....aarrrrrrrrggggggghhhh if i wanna watch it, i gotta go erm...now. ok, i'm not gonna watch it. I haven't finished here yet!!!!!

 

[nic]

From the Flaming Moe episode!

Homer: "Oh look! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy Land living in a Gum Drop house on Lollypop Lane!"

Homer slams bedroom door then reopens it

Homer: "Oh incase you didn't get it, I was being sarcastic!"
Marge: "Well duh!"

 

[Sinistra]

Oh, I loved that episode. Still do....the Simpsons hace given us so many happy memories...

 

[Dru]

Bart: I did not think it was possable but this both Sucks and Blows

 

[nic]

Side Show Bob's court case

(Bob has "Die Bart Die" wrote across his chest)

Bob: "Oh that's just Germany for "Thee Bart Thee")

Woman: "No one who speaks german could be bad."

 

[Sinistra]

When Lisa wants to play a record of Bleeding Gums' Murphy after he's died.

(ok, i dnot know the quotes, but here's how it roughly goes...)

Lisa walks into comic book shop.
Tells man she wants 'Sax on the Beach'
When man realises Bleeding Gums has died, he raises the price. There. I do NOT have a good memory fo rquotes...just the turn of events.

 

[nic]

Originally posted by Sinistra
When Lisa wants to play a record of Bleeding Gums' Murphy after he's died.

(ok, i dnot know the quotes, but here's how it roughly goes...)

Lisa walks into comic book shop.
Tells man she wants 'Sax on the Beach'
When man realises Bleeding Gums has died, he raises the price. There. I do NOT have a good memory fo rquotes...just the turn of events.

Hehe, yeah that was the comic book guy. He's such a sad case!

 

[Sinistra]

Dont u just love that ep where...no! this is a quote thread! will post in simpsons thread!

 

[nic]

Homer: "If God didn't want us to eat in church he would have made gluttony a sin"

 

[nic]

Simpsons go to an Indian casino. One indiana starts to tell bart his future in front of an open fire.
Bart throws a fire cracker into the flames.

Indian: "Hey where did you get that?"
Bart: "One of your indiana's sold it to me."
Indian: "Thats Crazy Talk!"
Bart: "No it's true..."
Indian: "No, I mean that was Crazy Talk. Frankly we're a little worried about him."

 

[Sinistra]

 

[Pandæmonium]

*Bart looks at an anicent picture of Itchy from 1919 drawn by Chester J. Lampwick*

Bart: Wow, I'll give u ten bucks for that!

Comic book guy: Are you humering me with your money? Because that certain Item is worth $500...

Bart: Oh..pretty expensive then eh?

CBG: Oo, your powers of deception are excellent! Go, FOR THE SAKE OF MANKIND!

 

[Pandæmonium]

Homer: I hope he tells us to burn our pants, there are REALLY itchy today!

~ D3L

 

[Pandæmonium]

Announcer: Due to popular demand, we will for~go our national anthem, now LET'S GET READY TOOOO RUMMBLE.!!!!!

 

[Pandæmonium]

Dr Hibert: Oh, dont worry. It'll turn up in thr morning [the leg if La chenko the american football player for Homer's university] The students would have drunk beer out of it, but i'll just sow it back on.

Marge: Can you do that?

Dr Hibert: Don't see why not. What with Barts healing powers and all...

Bart: Howmany times do I have to say it, I'm NOT a HEALER!!

Dr H: Fine, more money for me.

 

[nic]

well quoted del!

 

[Pandæmonium]

TY!

Crowd: (Supporting Bart) Kill, Bart, Kill, Bart!

Crowd: (Supporting Lisa) Kill Bart, Kill Bart, Kill Bart

(From where lisa joines an ice hockey team)

 

[nic]

Originally posted by D4rk 3vil L()rd
TY!

Crowd: (Supporting Bart) Kill, Bart, Kill, Bart!

Crowd: (Supporting Lisa) Kill Bart, Kill Bart, Kill Bart

(From where lisa joines an ice hockey team)

LOL I love that episode!

Bart: "... I just ripped the head of mr honey bunny"
Lisa: "Bart! Mr Honey Bunny was *your* cherrished childhood toy!"
Bart: "Ah! Mr Honey Bunny!"
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(later at the ice rink Bart trys to psyche out Lisa)

Bart: "Good luck, you're gonna need it!"
Lisa: "That's ok, Im wearing my luck rabbits head!"
Bart: "Ah mr honey bunny!"

 

[nic]

Miss Hoover looks at a picture Ralph is drawing.

Miss Hoover: "No Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels"