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"They've rings, potions and books of lore!"

To the Magic Store, then, off he went..
 
He opened the door and the bell went "Quack"


"Now that's odd" he thought, as he turned around...
 
Where things went "Crackle", and things went "pop",
Until he found the part marked "Things...
 
I should get one of these, if I were wise!"
So off to the counter, with one in his hand..
 
...He set it down and waited, feeling rather grand.

The shopkeeper appeared and said, "Ah, the special offer of the day!"
 
"If you buy that one, it will show you the way

To a land where spices are totally free!
 
And left the shop still clutching the thing.

(Change of meter!)


He went outside, held it up, and rubbed it with his hand..
 
but nothing happened so he threw it in the bin

and wondered why he was holding a ring...
 
Suddenly from just behind him he heard a bell ding!

He turned around to recoil in fear,...
 
He blinked once more and Santa was gone, replaced by a lass!

She whirled around in her red and white suit and smiled at him.
 
at which point his world started to dim...

and he realised the spice must be working...
 

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