Creative rhyming

[Moogle]

He started to feel a peculiar thing jerking,

And noticed Steve the Pixie yanking on his coat!

 

[Talysia]

"Cut it out, Steve," he said (his favourite quote)

Then, "Why are you here? I thought you were away."

 

[Dexter]

"I was too, but sadly enough, I couldn't stay."

He reached into the fridge and pulled out a beer.

 

[ice.monkey]

then marvelled how a fridge could be so near...

before he realised it was a mirage...

 

[Talysia]

...And out from behind this strange camouflage

Came the man who had sold him the peculiar spice...

 

[Pyan]

Who said " Are you really not feeling so nice?

Perhaps you took too much all at once.....

 

[ice.monkey]

in which case, you really are a dunce..."

This comment got his blood boiling...

 

[ice.monkey]

He realised he was toiling...

with this thread on his own...

 

[Talysia]

Before realizing he was not alone.

"But still", he said, "what should I do?"

 

[ice.monkey]

"I'm stood here, spaced out, without a clue..."

So he tried to make his way back home...

 

[Talysia]

But he wandered all over, a meandering roam.

After a while, he wandered into the park.

 

[ice.monkey]

and at that time it was very dark...

so he failed to see right in front of his nose...

 

[DarkBunni]

a swarming flock of angry looking crows

" bugger." he said over his fear of birds

 

[DarkBunni]

He began cusing and shouting, hoping nobody heard.

He turned onto his heel and stormed of into the night

 

[ice.monkey]

out of the park he took a hard right...

and forgot altogether what he was doing...

 

[areader]

Those crows of his were still pursuing

There was nothing to do but stand and fight

 

[DarkBunni]

he tried to be brave and use all his mite,

but was crippled by his fear.

 

[DarkBunni]

he screamed very loudly in hopes that someone would hear,

all of a sudden a stranger appeared

 

[ice.monkey]

and upon his sight he was mightily cheered

for it was the angel of death that stood there

 

[Memnoch]

the birds in a fury decended and began to tear . . .


laughing at the squarking fury, the angel dispersed them with ease . . .