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The scent, oh! the aroma as he went through the door!

There was spice he'd never heard of, as well as those he had...
 
and most of it smelled lovely, although some of it smelled bad.

He forgot about the chilli in his wonder and his awe...
 
(Hi, Tal!)

And all his budget promises went flying out the door!

He bought some cloves, he bought some mace, he bought some saffron too..
 
Hello, Py!

And the shopkeeper called out to him - "Have I got a bargain for you!

It's a very special spice, and it's exceedingly rare...
 
But if you use too much of it, out falls all your hair!

He thought about this drawback, then thought 'bout it again.....
 
Then sighed and shrugged, and got out his chequebook and pen.

"So what is it like?" he asked, "this strange, new spice?"
 
"I haven't tried it yet, but it does smell rather nice!"

With that he opened up the jar, just a little crack...
 
"Well...if you eat too much, you turn into a Drow!"

"A spice that changes species - that's a funny twist!
 
"Yes - and to stop it, you need a Magic Ring!"

"A Magic Ring? Oh dear - I suppose you've one to sell?
 
"I'm afraid not," came the reply, "and I just sold the last one, as well."

"Without it, this spice is useless. Where else, please tell me where."
 
"Ah, well, unfortunately only among the leaves of the Were".


"Though armed with the spice, perhaps that could still work?"
 
"Tho' if it don't, you'll feel a right burke!"

After buying some spice, he set out to seek.....
 
a sign nailed to a wooden door.

"Magic Rings For Sale Inside"
 
Imagine his shock, when up popped a bear!

Regaining his voice, he said to the beast:
 
And see if it turns to an elf of some sort!"

He offered the bear some spice on a spoon..
 

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