Creative rhyming

[chrispenycate]

On silent paw, still streaked with gore.
I follow where the road has gone

 

[Interference]

And where's it gone? Why, on and on

And on and on and on and on, of course

 

[chrispenycate]

On through the bracken, and the gorse,
The winding road, that draws os forth

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Riding a Drickledrack, thet a new corth

With Dr. Thueth who was mithing a tooth

 

[chrispenycate]

Not Theuth ath in thunderboltth crathing, forthhooth?
He mutht have been Thor, with that abthenth dental.

 

[Interference]

'Old on, chaps 'n' chapettes, this is getting mental

Took me nearly ten minutes to decode that last rhyme!

 

[chrispenycate]

I must have a load on, feel blue as I'm woaden, but what had you better to do with your time?
Since when did your Chrithpy, when writing all lithpy, cause mental confusion in such a paradigm?

Thorry about the double "H" in "Forthooth", thpelling errorth are harder to thee through a lithp

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Hey Mithter, can you Thpare an old Fellah a dime?

I uthed to play an electric lithp back at my old Thcool,

But it never caught on thfo it wathn't that cool

I Gueth I thould have learned to play the Guithar.

("So" with a lisp would be spelled 'tho' which sounds like "though" so, I pronounced it diffirnt. The 'th' in Guithar was jutht for fun. )

 

[chrispenycate]

The wordsmiths who create the myth are
Electrified to yet distort it

 

[Interference]

But even were you to exhort it to play clean and not distorted

While weeping guithars defy the myth, must that leave you myth-defied?

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

My Guithar weeping gently a Thentury later would thtill leave me Thatithified,

But I must admit I've had enough of it, (This Lithpy thing that is).

 

[Moonbat]

Ah! Alas I missed out on all that lisp spelling pwactiss
but, some times regular spelling still has me bamboozled

 

[chrispenycate]

While irregulars demon strate just what booze'll d
o to your critical faculties strained

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

In the instant one initiates the intention to intoxicate their intellect d
o they invite indiscriminate insolent insanity or ignite Interference

 

[chrispenycate]

Descending the beer, an' suppressing the clearance
Demonstrating that we're ants , habitants of a pismire

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

To the point when a homo habilis is mere-
ly a smear that can't walk, write, or think straight

(I messed up earlier: I had the first sentence ending in brain d (rhyming with strained, but in my sudden inclement interest in word stating with 'i', I changed it to intellect d from brain d at the last minute. I can be an idiot at certain instances.)

 

[Moonbat]

but can now walk, write and think in a figure of eight
and we all know what happens when they fall on thier side

 

[chrispenycate]

That's right. Spill their beer, and let drinking rate slide
A sorrowful end to an ethanol freak.

 

[Interference]

Even old freaks who reak as they streak

Draw awed glances from horses what prances

 

[chrispenycate]

And equine advances enhancing their dances
With sabres and lances, down valley to thunder

(reak? is that "wreak" or "reek"?)