Creative rhyming

[chrispenycate]

phorically and physic'lly better, to install it in a letter
Bomb and mail to a jet-setter, who may pay for an insurance

 

[Interference]

And whose assurance, from experience, is an endurance

Test, a jest, no less, and best accessed when served with salt

 

[chrispenycate]

We are blessed to divest with a gesture, default
Interest is all messed up, best dressed up for fancy.

 

[Interference]

Fancifully fanciable, a fancy to fancy the fans, see
How they run like a nun with a bun in the warmth of the gun

 

[chrispenycate]

As we stunningly pun, Attila's begun,
With a tale that he's spun to encourage the troops.

 

[Interference]

He steps up and trips on the stoop where he stoops
There his toupe falls foul like the tail of a fowl

(where's Ursa when you need 'im )

 

[chrispenycate]

Though they none of them join us, the hoi polloi howl
As the duo rhyme on, in impeccable scansion

(I don't know. I've never actually needed one)

 

[Interference]

With occasional tips of the hat to expansion
As plot neither thickens nor even dillutes much

(You may not now, but there'll come a day, and that day may not be so very far away, when the elusive pun juste seems impossible to find, that's when you'll need the support of a bear behind - you)

 

[chrispenycate]

With rhythm that neither implies or imputes such
A determination holds out till the end

 

[Interference]

Or is it the end we can see round that bend?
Possibly so or maybe perhaps not

 

[chrispenycate]

We intend to defend the right to lap snot
For all who descend, and those who lapse not,
For forfend we should send a message we're weak

 

[Interference]

To those who ignore us week upon week
Steadfastly refusing, denying and failing

 

[chrispenycate]

Their refusal entailing much gnashing and wailing,
Though no holy grailing, they hesitate joining

 

[Interference]

For reasons we know not. Is't fear of purloining
Contributers promoting their skill as their own? Or

 

[chrispenycate]

Consider the loner, becoming a donor
Might we now disown her, to Coventry ban her?

 

[Cudaer]

Or coddle and squeeze, with an offering of Myrrh
Till her warmth does appease and she falls to her knees

 

[Interference]

"Oh, woe!" is the cry she emits with a sneeze
"Bless you," says someone - a new voice perchance?

 

[chrispenycate]

To be blessed by a monkey must surely enhance
Your stance and your standing, in line for salvation

 

[The Damned]

Does this not test the strength of a Nation?
What would James Connely say?

 

[Interference]

Or Billy for the matter of that, eh?

Maybe a quip or maybe a wise-crack