Creative rhyming

[Cudaer]

A breath of fresh air on a cormorant's wings
I think I have caught the jist of this Poetic string

 

[chrispenycate]

If ye'll jist wait a momint, I'll get off me chair, and sing
To the honour of the flinging of unlikely rhymes around,

 

[Interference]

And perhaps even the occasional metre-go-round
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it can't be quite beaten

 

[chrispenycate]

Though what a deceit, when it's not a complete 'un
We're not yet replete; an inordinate hunger for rhyming persists

 

[Interference]

Even part-rhyming near-rhyming is bliss
Bet you can't think of anything else that is better

 

[chrispenycate]

Imagination unfetter, for my muse (if I let 'er)
Will deliver a text beyond human endeavour

 

[Interference]

Though matched many years ago by someone named Trevor,
This rhyme in the planning will shock and astound you

 

[chrispenycate]

As an Ethiopian turns out to have been a brown jew

Or rhinoceros to president be related

 

[Interference]

And baracked for nosing around where the gated
Waters flow free like a white-washed Euphrates

 

[chrispenycate]

Destruction must come when press river in spate is
And though we might know that the tapping is phoney

 

[Interference]

Knocking on wood looks like dafter baloney.
What mystic force ever defended the righteous?

 

[chrispenycate]

Religion claims gods, but we know that they lie t(ch)o us
While some claim fox spirits, and others a vixen,

 

[Interference]

A panoply of deity-to-deity running
Of destinies, fates and other imponderables

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

You have no assurance or insurance that's bondable
That the faithless don't end up where they didn't expect to,
I must go beyond since I'm called Zubi-ondo.

 

[chrispenycate]

From the Slough of despond to Venician rondo
We are conned to respond, while not fond of crescendo.

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Ildebrando Pizzetti did occasionally rise to Le Altezze del Primo Mondo,

But more famous were Respighi, Malipiero, and Casella

 

[Interference]

Was't not he who said "A rat! I do smell a."
While eating paiella and smoking a Hamlet?

 

[Cudaer]

From Misunderstanding to a modern day Prophet
I would have to seek solace in the payment of homage

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Or go to Paris and on camera say "fromage",

and saunter downwind of a Llama for a Hamlet sandwich?


* Last minute edit:
Thesaurus - A small harmless dinosaur that survived by talking it's way out of potentially dangerous situations by using flowery language.

 

[Cudaer]

Still, in comparing the time to that of Greewich
whilst travelling the cosmos studying the concept of string