Creative rhyming

[Interference]

Don't laugh, I've heard a far more preposterous thing
Being touted as the causal factor that brought us life

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

So, when God kissed her husband the universe became rife,
'cause the ping on the string in his heart made him sing?

 

[Interference]

Giving rise, so they say, to near every damned thing
No mere matter of faith or belief, nor of hype

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Far be it from me to be the type

To argue and fight over such a thing as religion

Nothing is everything, so they say...

 

[Interference]

Within or without it's the same old play
That we all take a part in, some are walk-on

 

[Cudaer]

And some are here but a minute, and then they are gone
Whatever their part, they rise up and strike up the flag

 

[Interference]

Then go back to the wings and light up a fag
With compliments or matches, it's hard to be sure

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

And even harder to tell if their intentions are pure

It takes one to know one, isn't that what they say?

 

[Interference]

Or is that propaganda to keep us at bay?
The secret of long life and happiness is

 

[chrispenycate]

A shortage of daughters, an excess of nieces,
A complete lack of spouses and parents in law,

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

With your only brother at the other end of the see-saw

Alone with our fourth, fifth and sixth cousins all around the world...

 

[Interference]

Before an open log fire all are curled
Not reading or talking or arguing, either

 

[chrispenycate]

The blades will not scythe 'er, she couldn't be blyther,
Until paid as a tithe, our new prophet's a profit

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

I require no tithe for my brand of jive to get on or get off it,

I shake and I quake but somehow I never break;

 

[Interference]

Until the day's snake slithers into the lake
To catch unawares bathers bathing in pairs

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

And from Loch Ness they run up the stairs,

to their Scottish cottage screaming "It was HUGE!"

 

[Interference]

Samples taken, proof found in a centrifuge
The Loch Ness Monster is real and its origins are

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Oddly enough, next to a Unicorn sitting in a bar

Pub-licized (ouch) for all to see...

 

[Moonbat]

Puny the Unicorn and Elliot the Nessie
and lingering in the corner, Betty the Yeti

 

[Interference]

She's eating spaghetti, her usual diet-ty
And making words with her alphabet soup