I wouldn't joke about that if i were you mate! If George ever gets to the pount where he just can't be arsed anymore, the final book will probably reveal that Hodor really
is TPWWP and be told entirely from his POV
And you
know you'd still buy it!
Id buy it and scream BRILLIANT!!!! the whole time. Unless of course it really was written something like my text before in which case Id go back to drinking and reading.
Wow theres like 20 things to respond to....
TK, are you really critizing someone for lazy typing? Really? Isnt that the 4th sign of the apocalypse? I need to lie down.
Boaz, theres a reason I had to add a disclaimer to my joke. You know if I didnt Id get some response roughly worded like this..."I went to 14 book signings and read 7 different websites. Theres never been any mention of a Hodor PoV. I sent George an email asking about it and when he gets back to me (its been 4 days now, Im sure hes busy) Im sure he'll confirm that your a liar." Except the response wont have punctuation and a tad more vulgarity.
FC--Ill take a serious shot at your convential uses of Dragons question. Assuming you meant it as a semi-serious question....
Search and Rescue-this ones obvious. In fact just about anything you can think of a real world helicopter being used a dragon would serve in a pinch. I think I brought up that point tangentially a while back. At least I hope that was me. However payload would be limited to lighter weights so cargo transportation would be out.
Couriers- Strap a message to their leg or a messenger to their back for time critical issues. Probably be limited to war-time or emergency endeavors because what else is really that time critical?
Cartography- Strap a map maker to their back to give them a great birds eye view of Westeros to make the Kingdoms most accurate maps ever.
Clearing Farmland- In fact dont farmers typically burn one field on some rotational basis in this day and age. Send the dragons after harvest season and enjoy the benefits next year. Regardless though, you need new farmland....no problem.
Obviously scouting would be their bailwick. The problem is, they really are a little too specialized to be more useful than they are detrimental. Three is fine as numbers go because you can absorb their impact on the local economy. But once you reach 20 or so youll have to make allowances for them, so a veritable army of dragons is out of the question. Their just not useful enough.