HBO/BBC: "So Mr. Martin, how does the story end?"
GRRM: "I don't know for sure. It's not finished."
HBO/BBC: "But you're close to wrapping it up."
GRRM: "Well, I'm working on book 5 and I think I'll have it wrapped up in two or three books after that."
HBO/BBC: "Huh?"
GRRM: "Funny, every time I published a book, the story get's longer. Heh-heh."
HBO/BBC: "Well at least you're a fast writer, aren't you? Let's see. Your first book came out in 1996 and it's 2008 now. You wrote books 2 through 4 since then. And I saw where you promised your fans that book 5 will be out early next year. So let's say you've written four books since 1996. Let's subtract 1996 from 2008. So that means you'll have written four books in twelve years for an average of one every three years. You say that there are two to three more books to the story. That would mean that we won't see the story wrapped up for another six to nine years. Is that right?"
GRRM: "Well, the last couple books took four to five years each."
HBO/BBC: "Huh?"
GRRM: "The first three went pretty quickly, like a couple years each but the last couple have really gotten stretched out."
HBO/BBC: "Problem with the story line? Writer's block?"
GRRM: "Some but mostly my side projects. You know, comic books, vacations, editing anthologies, lead knights, conventions domestic, conventions abroad, resin figurines. You know, stuff."
HBO/BBC: "So, what you're saying is that we shouldn't be surprised if it takes anywhere from six to fifteen years before you're done."
GRRM: "Oh no, nothing like that. That could be interpreted as a deadline and I don't do deadlines."
HBO/BBC: "Huh?"
GRRM: "It will be done when it is done."
HBO/BBC: "Well, Mr. Martin, we don't see committing to this project when, a.) the story's not done; b.) the story's not anywhere close to being done with a potential of it not being done for another six to fifteen years; and c.) you don't look like you'll make it past the end of this meeting."
GRRM: "Gee, I'd love to chat with you some more but I've got a con in Botswana."
HBO/BBC: "Huh?"
GRRM: (In affected British accent): "It will be done when it is done. Tah-tah."