Tyria and Kell are quite funny. And no one can top Wes Janson vs Wedge!
"Who's first?"
"His name is Kettch, and he's an Ewok."
"No."
"Oh, yes. Determined to fight. You should hear him say, 'Yub, yub.' He makes it a battle cry."
"Wes, assuming he could be educated up to Alliance fighter-pilot standards, an Ewok couldn't even reach an X-wing's controls."
"He wears arm and leg extensions, prosthetics built for him by a sympathetic medical droid. And he's anxious to go, Commander."
"Please tell me you're kidding."
"Of course I'm kidding, Pilot-candidate number one is a human female, from Tatooine, Falynn Sandskimmer."
"I'm going to get you Janson."
"Yub, yub, Commander."