Let us just say that TEIN ... exaggerates.
Some of us are actually able to get up and move about, before an irresistible force drags us back to our chairs and computers. And the feeding tubes — optional. It's entirely feasible to draw our nourishment (in liquified form, of course) through a straw.
That would be a Zebra, surely?
Yes, but would you dare cross him?
At least in the case of the male Chronners, doesn't the straw arrive at the same time as significant stubble? (I can't say for sure, because this is not really my field.)What?!? Why haven't I been told of this "straw" thing before?
(The hopes of some of us are more likely to be heading over a cliff.)
And worst of all, the difference between the two groups is unfathomable.And for yet others of us, our hopes have not only plummeted off the cliff but have missed the ocean by half a foot.
Eek! Mutiny in the Challenge! *checks out available punishments * Hmmm... keel-hauling sounds fun...
Ooooh -- only two more posts and it's Critiques time for No One -- so no need for the keel-hauling after all...
And for yet others of us, our hopes have not only plummeted off the cliff but have missed the ocean by half a foot.
LOL do you think I would get more votes if I ripped my skirt off ?
So speaks the man who won one of the competitions.
You're selling it, but I'm not buying it.
You've got my vote!
If someone offer's me a good job, I'll vote for them.
Heh heh, next thing you know, people are giving gifts and offering dinners to obtain votes.