David Evil Overlord
Censored Member
And you still have a smile on your face.
I would just like to defend my status as frantic-to-post by explaining that the first time I wrote a story for the challenge ('Crime and Punishment') I spent ages honing 75 words on Prometheus, and planned to post it the next day only to discover that someone else (Hoopyfrood?) had done it while I waited -- and her/their story was much better than mine.
This has been a brilliant month. I have no idea who to vote for.
I need all the help I can get, Bowler...
WE HAVE THREE VOTES FOR THIS CHALLENGE!!! Three. 3. That's 1 + 2.
I thought that's what I did! It's been too long since I flexed my 75-word muscles, and I'd forgotten how hard it was. My original draft was 300,000 words long and included a lengthy subplot about a young Trotskyite professor in 1960s Nigeria and a sentient cheese wedge with a psychic connection to a jaded submarine captain in an alternate steampunk universe where Napoleon won at Waterloo. I've been editing it down all day.Digs, members who've played truant for nine months aren't allowed to post such good entries. You've still got time to edit it into a piece of crap.