Sekrit Santa 33 1/3

Oh good lord, jastius -- you make me feel like I'm lounging in the hammock with a margarita and a good book! Don't let me say how busy I am, anymore.

And you are hereby assigned to write all the stories, if it will help. Oh, wait, I need to whisper that, so people won't guess too easily. :D
 
Jastius that really really sucks. I hope things turn around quickly for you! Well wishing from Alberta!!
 
jastius said:
of course i want to do it dusty.. the worse things get around here the more i need to write my stories. so everything happening lately .. (moving cause of being evicted ... having my rent stolen, my storage broken into.. being sued ..mail tampered with both out going and incoming... pipes burst.. utilities cut off .. new landlord having a police warrant out for him, car vandalized, phone on fritz and my cat running off so i have to crawl under bushes in minus forty weather while singsonging here kitty kitty until she deems me sufficiently humiliated to reappear....) just makes me more anxious to get writing.
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You're tarnishing my mental image of Canada here. Those kind of things aren't supposed to happen north of the border.
 
Tywin said:
You're tarnishing my mental image of Canada here. Those kind of things aren't supposed to happen north of the border.
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Well with the faces of Canada currently Rob Ford and Justin Beiber how can there not be crap like this happening!!!

Just last night a woman was held up at gun point outside an Indigo/Chapters book store in the big city where I work. Can't even go to the bookstore!!!!
 
Tywin said:
You're tarnishing my mental image of Canada here. Those kind of things aren't supposed to happen north of the border.
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there there tywin,
pats tywin on the head and sends him off with a glass of milk and a maple sugar cookie..

those guys in the red jackets and funny hats will make it alright (.. and if the shriners can't help i could call in the mounties..)
 
ratsy said:
Just last night a woman was held up at gun point outside an Indigo/Chapters book store in the big city where I work. Can't even go to the bookstore!!!!
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Did they steal her books? Because everybody knows that people coming OUT of bookstores don't have any money left....


An update: I am starting to send out assignments now, so you should be receiving a PM shortly with your mission. Do not destroy it after reading, as that would wreck your computer and render you unable to complete your assignment on time.
 
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Got mine and no ideas hit me in the first 10 seconds... will need some fermenting time!
 
I got mine! I had a reflexive idea about half of it. :) so that part was instantaneous.

There's something I have to check before I can come up with the other half... depending on how often you check your private messages, TDZ will determine whether or not my idea becomes fully-formed within the ten mins :D

pH
 
got mine and found my story idea from my usual spot.. (whispers to drunken gnome on shoulder, "yes it was a good idea, but i am still not breaking out the Chivas Regal for you...")


TheDustyZebra said:
Did they steal her books? Because everybody knows that people coming OUT of bookstores don't have any money left....
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wouldn't you want to be that author though? imagine someone wanting to get your book that much...
 
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