David Evil Overlord
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The word counting pixie goes on an epic quest, in search of minions to do the harmful work of actually counting words. This epic fantasy tale weighs in at 8,567,321,001 words...
The word counting pixie goes on an epic quest, in search of minions to do the harmful work of actually counting words. This epic fantasy tale weighs in at 8,567,321,001 words...
well, got mine in. it shouldn't bother the pixies
The word-count pixie showed me an "ancient document" (still wet from the tea he'd used to age it up) which supposedly declared that flashy scene-break symbols count as 200 words each, and since you'd used two of them, it was obviously over-count and he didn't need to do any more. A clip round his pointy ear sorted out that nonsense.
I hope the zombies minded their manners...
I've written a first draft of my story. Now for a day or two of obsessing and polishing.