What a gloriously grey Monday morning, I feel positively happy. Now Minion is there anymore of these snivelling attempts at bedtime stories? There are? Fine get your fingers ready...
johnnyjet
Was this one of our brains? No? Then why not... oh they rotted on delivery. Good plan though, stick a thumb up for me will you, mine are tired.
holland
I'd like to see Billy try this trick with Norman, he'd pulverise the lad anyway. Yes, I know he'd fall for it but you forget that Norman, just like any other self respecting troll, enjoys random wanton violence.
Now a personal message to the supposed sage who used to go by the daft airy name of Perpetual Man. I'm sending round Greblest, he's a got a wicked dry sense of humour for a vampire and I've found him a great motivator. What? Yes Minion, I know he's an awful tiresome bore but I am evil you know. Why are you still typing?