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Discussion thread -- June 2016 75-word Writing Challenge
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Where in the name of all things green have you been you sawn of little creep?
Well, excuse me you poncy over-long twonk, sometimes there is the need for an individual to have a BLEEP you know, or indeed a banging BLEEP!
Your language is… somewhat deplorable, and I must point out that answering a call of nature that takes over a week is bordering on the realms of not only the impossible but quite possibly the supernatural. The fact that you reek of filth and cheap ale make the situation seem all the more suspicious.
Ah, I’d tell you to go BLEEP with your BLEEP and BLEEP BLEEP, but I’m not sure an elf has one, and you certainly can’t fly.
Ahem, we do have comments to do you know.
Of course, you sanctimonious smug twit.
Indeed.
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StilLearning – Pixies! They’re worse than elves, get into everything and BLEEP it all up, but they’re thin and smart, just with the need to BLEEP with things all the BLEEPING time. How many wrong readings or BLEEPED up results do they cause?
Much to my disgust I have to agree with you, the Pixies are just obnoxious, like all small life forms they end up stuck underfoot and deserve a good kicking.
LittleStar – This sounds like some nightmarish dwarven creation myth. I can think of nothing worse, machines cranking out the reality in which we all abide. It makes me feel as though I need to bath in silver lakes and scrub my delicate pale skin until it is raw.
Well I thought it was a work of genius.
Eric Zeigler – Well that scared the bejeezus out of me, and it takes very little to do that, I can tell you. What kind of sick freak would do that to others, it’s just wrong, he deserves a good conk on the bonce with my axe, the writer too for that matter.
Come now, it is the validation of the imaginative process, creative, different. Not that you would understand that.
Parson – Ah this is a good thought provoking piece, a story that looks at a problem and then gives a solution, albeit one that might not be so universally received. This is a truth that is often overlooked, with great change comes much upheaval.
Really you dumb pointy eared innocent. See, I figured it was all about gods wanting more believers so they could kill ‘em.
HazelRah – This is the kind of story to get your ass behind, if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Bit of fun, bit of practicality, fresh new ideas, a god opened to a little bit of outside the box thinking. Not the kind of thing a stick in the box elf would thing eh? Besides it’s about sha….
And that is enough of that. I have to admit, there is more than a modicum of humour presented here.
Phyre – The sins of the father are so visited on the children. Allowing the profession chosen to lead one down the dark path of weapon creation is always a danger, but allowing the child to follow along the same path is enough to leave one chilled.
Hey you nonce, there is nothing wrong with banging away on an anvil, good profession that, what else you going to make horseshoes? Speaking of banging around on anvils I remember this…
mosaix – Arrr crappit, there’s always trouble at t’mill, any good dwarf knows that. But hiring goblins to do the work is just asking for trouble, they’ll find any short cut to doing the least amount of work. Question that should be asked is what overseer would be dumb enough to fall for that BLEEP? Almost certainly going to be an elf.
I just knew you would be unable to come up with anything more unoriginal than that.
Wordspinner – Well I must say this is rather disgusting isn’t it? I like the fact that the rhyming is most perfect, but the content matter is rather… illness inducing. Pretending to enjoy their food so they do not end up in the pot? This is a sign of things being totally wrong. If they are so disillusioned with the way things are done, these common types should form an alliance, stand up and throw down the shackles of culinary oppression.
People try that all the time, hell I remember when we all tried to stand up to a certain type of sanctimonious BLEEPS, and did our best to BLEEP them up their BLEEPS. Thing was they enjoyed it.
Cul – See? See! This is the way things should go, mass production on an epic scale, put the basics in a box, let the people put things together when they get them home, saves space, production costs, and gives the purchaser the feeling that they are doing something special and constructive. (And of course when it won’t come together or looks nothing like the picture they get us experts in.)
So you get paid twice, Is there nothing you sub-species won’t sink to?
Well, excuse me you poncy over-long twonk, sometimes there is the need for an individual to have a BLEEP you know, or indeed a banging BLEEP!
Your language is… somewhat deplorable, and I must point out that answering a call of nature that takes over a week is bordering on the realms of not only the impossible but quite possibly the supernatural. The fact that you reek of filth and cheap ale make the situation seem all the more suspicious.
Ah, I’d tell you to go BLEEP with your BLEEP and BLEEP BLEEP, but I’m not sure an elf has one, and you certainly can’t fly.
Ahem, we do have comments to do you know.
Of course, you sanctimonious smug twit.
Indeed.
*****
StilLearning – Pixies! They’re worse than elves, get into everything and BLEEP it all up, but they’re thin and smart, just with the need to BLEEP with things all the BLEEPING time. How many wrong readings or BLEEPED up results do they cause?
Much to my disgust I have to agree with you, the Pixies are just obnoxious, like all small life forms they end up stuck underfoot and deserve a good kicking.
LittleStar – This sounds like some nightmarish dwarven creation myth. I can think of nothing worse, machines cranking out the reality in which we all abide. It makes me feel as though I need to bath in silver lakes and scrub my delicate pale skin until it is raw.
Well I thought it was a work of genius.
Eric Zeigler – Well that scared the bejeezus out of me, and it takes very little to do that, I can tell you. What kind of sick freak would do that to others, it’s just wrong, he deserves a good conk on the bonce with my axe, the writer too for that matter.
Come now, it is the validation of the imaginative process, creative, different. Not that you would understand that.
Parson – Ah this is a good thought provoking piece, a story that looks at a problem and then gives a solution, albeit one that might not be so universally received. This is a truth that is often overlooked, with great change comes much upheaval.
Really you dumb pointy eared innocent. See, I figured it was all about gods wanting more believers so they could kill ‘em.
HazelRah – This is the kind of story to get your ass behind, if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Bit of fun, bit of practicality, fresh new ideas, a god opened to a little bit of outside the box thinking. Not the kind of thing a stick in the box elf would thing eh? Besides it’s about sha….
And that is enough of that. I have to admit, there is more than a modicum of humour presented here.
Phyre – The sins of the father are so visited on the children. Allowing the profession chosen to lead one down the dark path of weapon creation is always a danger, but allowing the child to follow along the same path is enough to leave one chilled.
Hey you nonce, there is nothing wrong with banging away on an anvil, good profession that, what else you going to make horseshoes? Speaking of banging around on anvils I remember this…
mosaix – Arrr crappit, there’s always trouble at t’mill, any good dwarf knows that. But hiring goblins to do the work is just asking for trouble, they’ll find any short cut to doing the least amount of work. Question that should be asked is what overseer would be dumb enough to fall for that BLEEP? Almost certainly going to be an elf.
I just knew you would be unable to come up with anything more unoriginal than that.
Wordspinner – Well I must say this is rather disgusting isn’t it? I like the fact that the rhyming is most perfect, but the content matter is rather… illness inducing. Pretending to enjoy their food so they do not end up in the pot? This is a sign of things being totally wrong. If they are so disillusioned with the way things are done, these common types should form an alliance, stand up and throw down the shackles of culinary oppression.
People try that all the time, hell I remember when we all tried to stand up to a certain type of sanctimonious BLEEPS, and did our best to BLEEP them up their BLEEPS. Thing was they enjoyed it.
Cul – See? See! This is the way things should go, mass production on an epic scale, put the basics in a box, let the people put things together when they get them home, saves space, production costs, and gives the purchaser the feeling that they are doing something special and constructive. (And of course when it won’t come together or looks nothing like the picture they get us experts in.)
So you get paid twice, Is there nothing you sub-species won’t sink to?
Victoria Silverwolf
Vegetarian Werewolf
Culhwch -- The author creates a biting satire of modern manufacturing and the loss of craftsmanship.
EXCUSE ME PEP, disrespecting pixies may result in being fed to Wally. Still Learning I haven't found a guy for 5th November this year.
Time I think I started using the pixie dust again.
Didn't think I would have made it this month but finally something popped into my head.
Time I think I started using the pixie dust again.
Didn't think I would have made it this month but finally something popped into my head.
Victoria Silverwolf
Vegetarian Werewolf
nixie -- This lighthearted tale also offers a beautiful image for the reader.
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Eeep, don't look at me oh delightful and most fair one.
Much as I would deserve any and all torment that you might rain down upon me for being ignorant and foolish enough to disparage the wondrous race of creatures known so delightfully as Pixies, something I would never, ever do.
In this instance it was both the dwarf and the elf, who themselves are fairly benevolent and likeable creatures except when in each others company. They seem to bring out the worst in one another.
Thanks Victoria
Bowler1 one shuffles onto the thread looking bored and fed up. Moving real sneeky like, which I'm good at, Bowler1 plants a hair trigger BOMB!!! for the next unsuspecting member to appear on this thread. With an evil smile, I step away, proud of my days work....
Ray McCarthy
Sentient Marmite: The Truth may make you fret.
Ray sends in a pixie guinea pig elf hairdresser robot to defuse it.
hopewrites
Crochet Streamer
*Hope prances through on her way to check the secret santa thread.*
*Everyone on Chons is sprinkled with hope*
*Hope shakes it off, and continues prancing*
*Bowler stares bemused*
That's the power of hope
go ahead, try the gun I gave you for your birthday on the stragglers. I bet a blast of sunshine will be inspirational.
Speaking of inspiration I want to know what @mosaix 's daughter said... can I ask?
*Everyone on Chons is sprinkled with hope*
*Hope shakes it off, and continues prancing*
*Bowler stares bemused*
That's the power of hope
go ahead, try the gun I gave you for your birthday on the stragglers. I bet a blast of sunshine will be inspirational.Speaking of inspiration I want to know what @mosaix 's daughter said... can I ask?
Mr Orange
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb...
pffft bowler, hair trigger schmair trigger. if your excessive use of bold, oversized and capitalised font, AND multiple exclamation marks didn't set off your bomb, i think we're safe.
(just no one use more than 3 exclamation marks for the rest of the thread!!)
(just no one use more than 3 exclamation marks for the rest of the thread!!)
Longing
Rusted
Seventeen
Dawn
Stove
Nine
Kind-hearted
Homecoming
One
Freight car
Rusted
Seventeen
Dawn
Stove
Nine
Kind-hearted
Homecoming
One
Freight car
And what questions are you answering? Or are you posing some kind of question? Possibly making a declaration of some sort? If the goal of this post is to confuse me it has succeeded wonderfully indeed.
You obviously haven't seen a lot of Marvel movies.
hopewrites
Crochet Streamer
I have, and I don't follow.
But I'm short. So I'm used to stuff going over my head.
But I'm short. So I'm used to stuff going over my head.
Bowler1 inserted a bomb into the thread. I wondered if perhaps saying some code words would either defuse or activate it.
(These are the code words that turn Bucky, the Winter Soldier, into a killing machine. Anyway. Never mind.)
(These are the code words that turn Bucky, the Winter Soldier, into a killing machine. Anyway. Never mind.)
hopewrites
Crochet Streamer
Ah!
Knew I was just too short.
Winter soldier is on my to watch list.
Knew I was just too short.
Winter soldier is on my to watch list.
Panic not. It's still only the 22nd**, so there's still a whole day and a few hours to go before deadline, but I had an idea early for once (from the same newsroom that brought us the story of the three Hogg brothers and their building-code-contravening homes for those who remember that sordid tale) and I've already spent too many hours faffing around with it, so thought I'd better post it so I could let it go.
** or is it, and I'm lulling you into a false sense of security...?***
*** or am I now just playing with your mind?!
** or is it, and I'm lulling you into a false sense of security...?***
*** or am I now just playing with your mind?!
That's the power of hope
Bemused doesn't begin to cover it Hopewrites, not even near. But I still have your gun, just in case.
I think my bomb may be a dud, or do I hear ticking?
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