Discussion thread -- July 2016 75-word Writing Challenge

Did you hear about the cow and pig moving in together? They say they're in a stable relationship :sneaky:
 
Hence all that grunting we can now hear coming from the cowshed....


:rolleyes::eek:;)​
 
Once again it's up to me to state the obvious. This is all far, far too silly.
 
Hm, Do you remember the sixties when the we (humans) were sending animals into space, dogs, monkeys, etc. Well the story is that the Russians discovered a shrinking ray, and turned it on 14 cows until they were all chicken size. They then put the cows into the space capsule and shot it into orbit. Those cows became the first herd shot around the world.

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Parson said:
Hm, Do you remember the sixties when the we (humans) were sending animals into space, dogs, monkeys, etc. Well the story is that the Russians discovered a shrinking ray, and turned it on 14 cows until they were all chicken size. They then put the cows into the space capsule and shot it into orbit. Those cows became the first herd shot around the world.

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A bad dad pun is made greater by a long set up.
 
Is this pun explosion the result of chrispy's likely win this month? Is this the beginning of the apocalypse that was referred to?? :eek:
Or do things get much worse?

Also, Parson they must have been specially selected cows, surely. Probably all outstanding in their field.
 
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So, if men are cosmonauts, does that make the cows moomoonauts? I'll heffer give this a think. Oh, my, God. I've contracted the virus. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
@Ursa major Couldn't my "<untitled> story" be titled "Echo." I wasn't aware that it was necessary to create a different title from the one already given as the subject. I presumed that was only an option.

As for the rest of you, within the subject of puns, you are all out-standing in the field.
 
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