I'm in. Seventh idea, third rewrite. This was a tough one for me. But after I paddle-balled my brain for a few days, I came up with some-thing.
Almost cut my hair… @chrispenycate – Be wary, oh princes bold, for here’s a story not yet told. Of hair of gold, bright and fair, leading to a brigand’s lair. Do not be tempted by maidens high, you’ll find yourself wishing that you could fly.
Brilliant!!