Discussion Thread -- September 2018 75-word Writing Challenge

[Luiglin]

Unfortunately, I've never been good at codes. I passed the deadly debonair good looks of the spy course but failed coding 101.

I'm sure @Victoria Silverwolf that it is upto your usual high standard.

 

[nixie]

Surely it's a cipher, not a code?

I knew someone would have to correct me

You could say I decoded the cipher or I deciphered the code

 

[nixie]

Unfortunately, I've never been good at codes. I passed the deadly debonair good looks of the spy course but failed coding 101.

I'm sure @Victoria Silverwolf that it is upto your usual high standard.

Psst, I'll decode for cake

 

[Luiglin]

Psst, I'll decode for cake

Will a cocktail do instead? Shaken or stirred?

 

[nixie]

Will a cocktail do instead? Shaken or stirred?

Shaken not stirred

 

[Luiglin]

Shaken not stirred

[GALLERY=media, 2403][/GALLERY]

Sorry, I ran out of clean glasses.

 

[Danny McG]

I could look at those reviews for the rest of my life and never solve them. My brain simply refuses to process stuff like that.

I have similar trouble with people who speak while yawning, my ears just do white noise and I'm left saying "pardon?"

 

[nixie]

Cake ??

 

[Danny McG]

What? Hand over some of my luvverly cake to reveal the secret words?
I'd much rather remain greedy, fat and ignorant!

 

[nixie]

What? Hand over some of my luvverly cake to reveal the secret words?
I'd much rather remain greedy, fat and ignorant!

Well if you don't appreciate my genius

 

[Jo Zebedee]

get one letter, and the rest will follow. One of mine has an ' and only one letter can follow that....

 

[Luiglin]

get one letter, and the rest will follow. One of mine has an ' and only one letter can follow that....

I got lots of letters. They did a jig on my eyeballs.

 

[nixie]

Also think what the first word could be.

 

[Danny McG]

get one letter, and the rest will follow. One of mine has an ' and only one letter can follow that....

Ant?

 

[Jo Zebedee]

No - what comes after an apostrophe?

 

[TheEndIsNigh]

get one letter, and the rest will follow. One of mine has an ' and only one letter can follow that....

Er...

I wouldn’t tell Fred’s aunt's ship's captain I’m in t' fo'c's'le.

 

[Plucky Novice]

Er...

I wouldn’t tell Fred’s aunt's ship's captain I’m in t' fo'c's'le.

I'd have thought that would've been obvious, we'll never know now we're in this situation.

 

[Graymalkin]

Also think what the first word could be.

Is there any cake riding on this?

 

[Ashleyne]

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[Danny McG]

dannymcg: GWJD BUYUFRHY GEYC UR E FCDUHFBCRHY ELQ WCFUJB RJSHFC URRCFD GWC FCEQCF JLDNJFEGJUL RUF TUTCLGD AWCL BUHFESC ELQ JLGCYYJSCLBC JD LCCQCQ

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