It is worries like this that can destroy a man, just a small thought that grows into a concern that his writing has been misunderstood and that ultimately the issue will be brought up at a Booker prize committee, leading to rejection of his magnum opus and the end of his career.It just occurred to me this morning that perhaps only people raised in the UK would know what a conker was, and what they were traditionally used for (at least from an adolescent perspective). As such, a big part of my story might have been lost in translation.
However, help is at hand: North American Conker Championship