Stupid things that won't happen

A gray sofa will miraculously appear in the throne room instead of the iron throne; on it will be Zaphod Beeblebrox, The new rightful king of the seven kingdoms
(or so his campaign manager will claim, dipping the kingdom in to a drunken orgy using an unlimited supply of pan galactic Gargle blasters). On later chapters the incident with the stolen dragon will make him the first king banished to the wall.
 
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