Another Round Robin Fanfic... rhyming couplets

[jsc]

The beast opened his mouth and spat forth fire,
SG-1's boots melted, their situation was dire.
"The next time I breathe fire, third degrees you'll acquire,
And, shortly thereafter, your whole team will expire!"

 

[Mishkaz]

You don't frighten me, said Jack with a grin
As he unclipped a grenade and pulled out the pin
The team all scattered as Jack gave the word
But 30 seconds went by and nothing was heard

 

[jsc]

30 seconds later three heads popped up looking
just to see what Jack ... or OZ was cooking
It was a Mexican Stand off, sure enough
Between our fearless Jack and Oz, the tough!

 

[Sci-Fi16]

With roaring flame, is Oz armed
From a grenade he escaped unharmed
Jack still stands, his position dire
Paces away from being ashes in fire!
SG-1 are wishing to help the colonel now
The question remaining, however, is how!

Yeah, how? I'm all out, even after that 'attempt'.

 

[skydiver]

Teal'c grabbed his staff, and Sam her gun
They just couldn't let their boss get over done
"Wait!" cried danny as he ran to the fore
it was so easy, he should have thought of it before

With a wave and a flourish he did draw
his canteen and tossed it into the creature's maw
Oz gave a yelp and belched out some smoke
"Now look what you've done, you sgc folk!"

 

[jsc]

Daniel put out the fire and put out the flame,
For poor hulking Oz his power wasn't the same.

He blinked and he blinked his eyes once again
He turned on his huge haunches and lumbered off, then.

 

[DCBastien]

A wail was heard the hurt the ears,
Over the hill comes their worst fears,
A larger beast shouts, "Look what you've done1
You nasty beasts upset my baby son!"

 

[skydiver]

jack looked at his friends, dismay on thier faces
why did they have to come here of all places

danny o danny don't let me down
please tell me you can make it drown

 

[jsc]

She was four times the size of her baby son
four times as wise and her fire's not done.

Her steps shook the earth as she crested the hill
And lumbered up to SG-1 who stood very still.

[Edited by jsc on 01-25-2001 at 09:39 AM]

 

[DCBastien]

"You impudent fools, that ain't playing fair!"
She shouted and grabbed dear old Dan by the hair.
"Now stand in the corner, with dunce's hat on!
You'll stay until a lesson you've won."

 

[skydiver]

don't let the gray play me a fool
this old man paid attention in school

jack shouted with a grin
give it up you big old bag of win(d)

 

[Leelu]

With that he launched a smoke bomb and they all got away in the fog.
Jack grabbed Daniel by his arm, and dragged him off like a log.

They slipped away into the trees while Mama bellowed away.
Standing alone when the smoke finally cleared, she stomped off to find new prey.

 

[jsc]

A singed exhaused Daniel well hickory smoked
turned to his friends and with hoarse voice croaked,
"Why are we here, for What are we looking?
I'd like to know before I end up cooking
as someones diner, or in someones pot
are we here for US or is this an NID plot?"

 

[DCBastien]

"I'm telling you," says Jack, "It somehow find,
That weasel Maybourne is again behind,
These stupid pots filled with Barney-like Dinos,
I soon will go wacko and maybe turn wino."

 

[jsc]

"We were sent," replied Sam, "to retrieve lost UAV's
but all we have run into is monsters and trees.
May we go home NOW, please!" cried Sam feeling sad
"Our intel is not accurate it's NID bad."

 

[skydiver]

jack gave a nod and they ran to the gate
of all the times, they just couldn't be late

danny dialed with a flourish, regardless of his burns
in getting injured, they really all should take turns

it opened with a whoosh
as the monster rattled in the bush

the quartet dove through in a panicked rush
"general hammond," they cried. "Hope you didn't miss us too much."

 

[Leelu]

"What in the world happened to you?!"
Cried General Hammond as he looked at his crew.

Daniel was singed, some embers still smoking.
His poor burned up hair in all directions poking.

"It's a long story, sir" said Jack with a glower.
"I will tell you all about it after I shower."

 

[jsc]

"Please,Jack! We'll debrief in an hour."
Sam briefly said, "Bad intel, sir, NID sour!
Monsters breathing fire, twenty feet tall,
when they walked the ground shook, but that's not all!"

 

[skydiver]

old harry played us for a fool again
i'm gonna shoot him, you just tell me when

sir, if i might suggest
for a return trip, the nid would be the best

 

[DCBastien]

Can we start an easter one off? I know 's a lil early.. or a Valentine one??? Me no good at starting, but will jump in!!!