Creative rhyming

[HoopyFrood]

She really did not have a chance!


There once was a happy fat cat
And everyday slept on the mat

 

[Pyan]

(Whee, it works !)

When asked why he did
He meowed "My name's Sid..

 

[Talysia]

...And there's nothing at all wrong with that!"


There once was a man from Belize...
Who was fairly allergic to cheese...

 

[BookStop]

darn, beat me to it...

 

[Pyan]

Oh dear. Let's see...

There once was a man from Belize...
Who was fairly allergic to cheese...
When they said "Thats too bad"
He whined "Yes, it's sad.....


I fell in a well at the park
No one saw because it was dark
When they found me next day
I had wasted away...

 

[BookStop]

It gives me a rash on my knees.

All that had been left was a mark.




A girl with her nose in a book
had one arm ending in a hook

 

[Talysia]

It meant turning the pages
took practically ages...

 

[BookStop]

to see the young apes
as they ate their grapes

 

[Pyan]

Houston, we have a problem.......

No, we don't! Just continue the colour of the one you are answering!!

Brilliant, Py! I don't know how you do it...........!

 

[Talysia]

Ok, two running so far...!


A girl with her nose in a book
Had one arm ending in a hook
Which meant turning pages
Took practically ages..


I went for a walk at the zoo
And I stopped for a moment or two...
To see the young apes
as they ate their grapes...

Apologies for my odd editing! I've put the other one back up here!
Again, really sorry!

 

[HoopyFrood]

Houston, we have a problem.......

No, we don't! Just continue the colour of the one you are answering!!

Brilliant, Py! I don't know how you do it...........!

Well, seeing as you're the one who started off this whole charade...

Hehe, just joking, a nice change of pace it is. (And speaking like Yoda I am)

 

[Talysia]

Ok, I started this mix up, so I'll help to sort it out.

I went for a walk at the zoo
And I stopped for a moment or two
To see the young apes
as they ate their grapes
as I guess they would normally do. (Bad ending, I know.)

Ok, that just leaves the one limerick open:

A girl with her nose in a book
Had one arm ending in a hook
Which meant turning pages
Took practically ages...

 

[Pyan]

And ruled out "Just a quick look!"


A young lady, name of Talysia
every day got busyier and busyier...

 

[Talysia]

And the Lady of Fall
Didn't cope well at all...



(Ok, I wonder what's coming next...)

(Also, I wonder what people will rhyme with Talysia. I can think of one word, but...)

 

[Pyan]

As her brain got dizzyer and dizzyer!

That the one, Talysia?

The Dragon we all know as Hoops
Was knocking us all into loops...

 

[Talysia]

It wasn't the one I was thinking of, Pyan, it was better!

So if you hear a loud boom
Coming from the Tea Room

 

[The Ace]

She is turning an emu to soups.

OK, YOU try a better one.

A green guy called Pyanfaruk
Spent his life with his nose in a book.

 

[Talysia]

Actually, The Ace, I thought that was a good one!

But whilst reading one day
He got carried away

 

[The Ace]

And finished face-down in a brook.

An uppity roman called Ace
Respects neither time nor place.

 

[Pyan]

Not much of a reader
He'd rather walk Freda..