HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Uh oh, I see a collision between Ace and Pyan about to happen (ah, the joys of the "Who's Online" page 
)
)
Creative rhyming
- Thread starter Talysia
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The Ace
Scottish Roman.
Now of Lenny there just isn't any.
The tearoom in back of the chron
Is open from dusk until dawn
The tearoom in back of the chron
Is open from dusk until dawn
HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Ah, see! Bow to my omniscience!
The Ace
Scottish Roman.
But with much irn-bru
And the queue for the loo
And the queue for the loo
The Ace
Scottish Roman.
And it's open for business, come on.
HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Ice monkey's Haiku in the...ahem Haiku thread reminded me of a few poems that I know. Not limericks, I'm afraid, but quite funny. Now, if I may be so bold...
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
A thousand volts shot up it's bum
And turned it's wool to nylon!
(Note, I do not condone this type of behaviour!)
Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint sauce
Now everywhere that Mary goes
The lamb goes too, of course!
Mary had a wristwatch
She swallowed it one day
And now she's taking laxatives
To pass the time away!
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
A thousand volts shot up it's bum
And turned it's wool to nylon!
(Note, I do not condone this type of behaviour!
)Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint sauce
Now everywhere that Mary goes
The lamb goes too, of course!
Mary had a wristwatch
She swallowed it one day
And now she's taking laxatives
To pass the time away!
A bit gentler!
Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's bread and jam
Its sooty foot it put!
Mary had a little lamb
Her father killed it dead
And now it goes to school with her
between two bits of bread!
Errr....not that much gentler!
Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's bread and jam
Its sooty foot it put!
Mary had a little lamb
Her father killed it dead
And now it goes to school with her
between two bits of bread!
Errr....not that much gentler!
HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Mary had a little lamb
She threw it in a river
And now it seems the crocodiles
Are chomping on it's liver!
Man, I am twisted, I just made that one up.
Poor lamb...someone give the poor animal a break
She threw it in a river
And now it seems the crocodiles
Are chomping on it's liver!
Man, I am twisted, I just made that one up.
Poor lamb...someone give the poor animal a break
HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Mary had a little lamb
She put it through a grinder
And she ate it for her meal
When her boyfriend wine and dined her!
Haha, I love making these up!
She put it through a grinder
And she ate it for her meal
When her boyfriend wine and dined her!
Haha, I love making these up!
Mary had a little lamb
She hit it with a stick
"because," she said "the smell of it
was making me quite sick!"
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but never seen her bear!
She hit it with a stick
"because," she said "the smell of it
was making me quite sick!"
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but never seen her bear!
HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Mary had a little lamb
She took it to the shed
There came a thump and out the door
There rolled the poor lamb's head!
Ahahaha. Shush. Hoopy, I'm disappointed with you. Shocking.
Hahahah!
She took it to the shed
There came a thump and out the door
There rolled the poor lamb's head!
Ahahaha. Shush. Hoopy, I'm disappointed with you. Shocking.
Hahahah!
Talysia
Lady of Autumn
Lol, these made me laugh!
Good to see some other poetic forms, too. Now I just wish I could make up a half-decent "Mary had a little lamb" poem!
Ahem! Here goes...
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece a stylish grey
So much so, she shaved the beast
and sold the wool on E-bay.
(Well, I didn't say it was a good one...)
All these remind me of the "Roses are red" type of poems, too.
Good to see some other poetic forms, too. Now I just wish I could make up a half-decent "Mary had a little lamb" poem!
Ahem! Here goes...
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece a stylish grey
So much so, she shaved the beast
and sold the wool on E-bay.
(Well, I didn't say it was a good one...
)All these remind me of the "Roses are red" type of poems, too.
HoopyFrood
It's me! Hurrah!
Yay, Mary poems rock!
Mary had a little lamb
It's bleat was long and loud
She cut off lamby's legs and head
And made herself a cloud!
Haha, I have found my calling in life...making up twisted Lamb poems!
Mary had a little lamb
It's bleat was long and loud
She cut off lamby's legs and head
And made herself a cloud!
Haha, I have found my calling in life...making up twisted Lamb poems!
Talysia
Lady of Autumn
That's a good one!
Mary had a little lamb.
She also had a horse.
But surely only little lamb
Would taste good with mint sauce.
Mary had a little lamb.
She also had a horse.
But surely only little lamb
Would taste good with mint sauce.
BookStop
If you see a stranger...
Y'all might be a bit loopy.
Mary had a little lamb,
and used to beat it daily
until it nipped her fingers off
and skipped away quite gaily.
Mary had a little lamb,
and used to beat it daily
until it nipped her fingers off
and skipped away quite gaily.
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