Creative rhyming

[Interference]

And made a mess of a good pair of shoes,

By 'eck, wer Ma won't half create ...

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

And knowing that I won't hesitate

To say only two are maintaining this thread

 

[Interference]

Where's everyone gone? Are they all dead
Without a single word of goodbye ... ?

 

[Urlik]

I'm still here, still here is I

it's just I've been busy with not enough time

 

[Interference]

To pound out a rhythm or fashion a rhyme

But this is my promise, and this I do swear

 

[Peter Graham]

That Mrs Graham has a nice pair
of pear trees, standing by the barn wall

 

[Interference]

With partridges in them both and all,

Like something from a seasonal song

 

[Urlik]

if you know the words you can all sing along

but if you don't you can always hum

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Or play another song from that season about a drum

In which all the poor kid could do was play a simple song

 

[Marcus15]

He played "On the hillside" but got all the notes wrong.

With determined conviction and an eye to the door

 

[Interference]

He he kept on playing till verse thirty-four

When the audience, becoming suddenly restive

 

[Urlik]

demanded he played something more festive

but being July, Christmas carols were out

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

So he burst into the Isley Brothers song "Shout!",

Tore off his Santa Clause suit, and stood quite bare

 

[Marcus15]

The audience fell silent and could do naught but stare.

He knew he had faltered, gone on way too far

 

[Urlik]

left in a hurry and went to the bar,

downed several pints and a whiskey chaser

 

[Interference]

Before coming face to face with a man with a phaser

"You're a shape-shifting alien, aren't you?" he said.

 

[Marcus15]

Why no sir I'm just a wino named Fred

The man shrugged his shoulders and holstered his weapon

 

[Interference]

And looked for a bug that he safely could step on

"Oh well," he said sadly, "you can't win 'em all."

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

He pulled back out his gun and fired on a ball

that was falling right toward them because of the earthquake

 

[Ivaron]

He could never have realised then, just what was at stake..

As he watched the earth crumble away from under his feet