New GRRM Update on ADWD

Two more [short] chapters done. More to come.

Kong grows bigger and bigger. Past 1600 pp in manuscript now. Oy.

Certainly the biggest monkey ever to climb on my back.

(Okay, okay, the biggest ape).

Keep climbing, Kong. The biplanes are on their way. Listen? Is that their engines?

Short chapters?

We don't need no stinking short chapters!
 
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5 books??!! Dance is being split into 5 separate books, so we're going to get one book of one character on July 12th. The dance goes on I suppose. I fully dissaprove of this format, I'd rather have it all at once instead of disjointed like this. Or at least split into two volumes. I hope it doesn't ruin the flow of the series.
 
Ah, buying five books... It'll be like layaway...

I liked this part...

The five parts of DANCE will each be released with a subtitle, as follows:
A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: DAENERYS
A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: JON SNOW
A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: TYRION
A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE
A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: THE MEEREENESE KNOT
All the other people... does that mean other or Other?
 
Agh he got me I thought it was just the colored frog picture for his jokes
 
I wouldn't mind five separate books (easier to hold)--The Feast of the Dancing Dragons...:)
 
Meant to comment on this a few days ago, but did everyone catch this post on Not a Blog. When announcing the release date for ADwD, GRRM said "Barring tsunamis, general strikes, world wars, or asteroid strikes, you will have the novel in your hands on July 12."

A commenter replied:
"March 11, 2011: Big Tsunami - Ohh No! I hope release date hasn't gotten pushed back again!!!!!!!......

"March 11, 2011 NFL CBA talks break down. Seems like a general strike in the NFL is eminent.

"March 19, 2011 On top of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan the US along with 20 other countries attack Libyan forces loyal to Gadhafi. World War?

Please remove the asteroid strikes from your update before you become quadrupley prophetic. I'm too young to die."
GRRM's reply: "WATCH THE SKIES"

I thought it was pretty funny (and slightly alarming at the same time!) Are the gods conspiring to prevent us from ever reading ADwD?! Or is it just one of Littlefinger's plots. :p
 
Meant to comment on this a few days ago, but did everyone catch this post on Not a Blog. When announcing the release date for ADwD, GRRM said "Barring tsunamis, general strikes, world wars, or asteroid strikes, you will have the novel in your hands on July 12."

A commenter replied:
"March 11, 2011: Big Tsunami - Ohh No! I hope release date hasn't gotten pushed back again!!!!!!!......

"March 11, 2011 NFL CBA talks break down. Seems like a general strike in the NFL is eminent.

"March 19, 2011 On top of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan the US along with 20 other countries attack Libyan forces loyal to Gadhafi. World War?

Please remove the asteroid strikes from your update before you become quadrupley prophetic. I'm too young to die."
GRRM's reply: "WATCH THE SKIES"

I thought it was pretty funny (and slightly alarming at the same time!) Are the gods conspiring to prevent us from ever reading ADwD?! Or is it just one of Littlefinger's plots. :p

I knew Martin was brilliant - just not That brilliant :p
 
I just went upstairs to find my wife watching the original King Kong for a course she's now teaching for a friend at her school who took ill.

I take this to be a sign, hopefully a good one.
 
Gorillar Morghulis... all Kongs must die. It is known.
 
The 5 books post was April 1st before noon - April fool jape by George perhaps?
There's a slight change that that's true, I suppose.... :rolleyes:



But at least he didn't say the book had been executed or had otherwise come to a sticky end, unlike some (okay, many) of his characters.
 
There's a slight change that that's true, I suppose.... :rolleyes:



But at least he didn't say the book had been executed or had otherwise come to a sticky end, unlike some (okay, many) of his characters.

How does that old saying go? The best lies have elements of truth in them? :)

I don't think there's even a .000001% chance that it was true, but it certainly SOUNDS as if it could sort of be true. It's king of frightening to think that if he actually did release one chapter a month it would take at least 6 years to publish the entire 5th book.
 
Just found this on Not A Blog

Yes, of course it was an April's Fool post. I always do an April Fool's post.

Yes, of course it was evil. Froggy the Gremlin is always evil. "I'll be good, I will, I will," he always tells Andy. But he never is.
 
Admittedly, it was halfway believable right up until he said, "A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE" and "A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: THE MEERENEESE KNOT". GRRM was definitely playing to our low expectations of him while poking fun at himself at the same time. He definitely earned a few respect points from me. Kinda made me feel like he does indeed understand and shares in our frustration. It's a lot better way to handle it than having an idiot like Neil Gaiman go off about bitches or whatever. Anyway, looking forward to July 12th!
 
Admittedly, it was halfway believable right up until he said, "A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE" and "A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: THE MEERENEESE KNOT". GRRM was definitely playing to our low expectations of him while poking fun at himself at the same time. He definitely earned a few respect points from me. Kinda made me feel like he does indeed understand and shares in our frustration. It's a lot better way to handle it than having an idiot like Neil Gaiman go off about bitches or whatever. Anyway, looking forward to July 12th!

You're right, I think that there's no doubt that GRRM "gets it". As terrible as the wait has been for all his fans, there's probably no one that can even approach his level of frustration.

Off the top of my head, 72 days to ADWD and 14 until GOT. He must be delighted.
 

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