Now, before the award for best story, let's review the individual category winners, who all have a chance at the top award:
springs1971 for The Nun's Walk;
Gwyneth Paltrow, best female actor in a leading role *Gwyneth smiles angelically*
Scott R Forshaw for The Butcher of ol' Howfen; best catering. *Gwyneth appears pale at the clip of TBOOH. Or is she? Who can tell anymore?*
crystal haven for A heart of stone; best set design *Gwyneth cries, but is it real? Who can tell anymore?*
Glen for I second that emotion; best costumes *Richard Dreyfus (or is it?) takes a bow*
Kaladan for
Consequences; best actor *John Travolta as Death, takes the applause. Yet another comeback, and after Battlefield Earth, who would have believed that?*
HareBrain for Woodwitch, best make-up. *Keanu Reeves as animate wood. Ironic, they said.
And the winner is: *drumroll; sound of Charlie Sheen being sick*
crystal haven for A heart of stone. *Gwyneth cries, Keanu impassive; but are they real? Who can tell anymore?*